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Rationalize [#2802]
« on: April 23, 2014, 06:04:16 AM »
I was beginning to see your point until i realized you were rationalizing it.
God is simply the air we breath.
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2014, 06:23:31 AM »
So your god is nothing more than a collection of gases?
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2014, 08:41:53 AM »
I was beginning to see your point until i realized you were rationalizing it.
God is simply the air we breath.

Ergo, god is not:
1. Omnipotent
2. Omniscient
3. Omnibenevolent
4. Sentient
5. Capable of independent action
6. Capable of instantiating realities
7. Capable of instantiating universes
8. Capable of instantiating constituent entities within universes
9. Capable of creating life from constituent entities within universes
a. Capable of forgiving sins
b. Capable of meting out rewards and/or punishments

Admittedly, god is:
1. Compressible
2. Portable
3. An inexpensive thermal insulator
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2014, 09:33:11 AM »
So god is just plain ol' oxygen?

Why call it god, instead of oxygen?  I guess that means whenever someone prays, they really are "just talking to the air".
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2014, 11:16:39 AM »
God is primarily nitrogen?

Does this mean that plants are a known predator of god?
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2014, 11:18:59 AM »
* Religion: institutionalized superstition, period.

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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2014, 11:54:24 AM »
So your god is nothing more than a collection of gases?

That WOULD explain why most preachers are such windbags.
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2014, 12:41:51 PM »
^ booo.  too obvious.
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Re: Rationalize [#2802]
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2014, 01:04:50 PM »
I was beginning to see your point until i realized you were rationalizing it.
God is simply the air we breath.

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