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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2014, 08:10:59 PM »
The guy in the video of the doggie with the squeaky toy looked like a trappist monk, long black cloak kinda getup. Or maybe he's a satanic goth Rasputin dude.  Maybe he was just taking a break from sacrificing babies to chill with his doggie. But the house looked really nicely furnished. I'm soooo confused! How can I tell who is bad anymore if all kinds of people are nice to dogs?
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2014, 08:50:28 PM »

You sure about that? Look closer at Hickdive's photo. He has a giant black dildo displayed in his living room.

That doesn't make him Satanic. Just kinky.  ;)
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #60 on: April 29, 2014, 10:48:22 PM »
The guy in the video of the doggie with the squeaky toy looked like a trappist monk, long black cloak kinda getup. Or maybe he's a satanic goth Rasputin dude.  Maybe he was just taking a break from sacrificing babies to chill with his doggie. But the house looked really nicely furnished. I'm soooo confused! How can I tell who is bad anymore if all kinds of people are nice to dogs?

That's, my wife‚ĶIn her pajamas and house coat. thankfully she won't read any of this.      lol     ;)
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2014, 09:59:32 AM »
 :-[

At least I said you had a nice house....
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2014, 07:07:28 PM »
:-[

At least I said you had a nice house....

Yes, yes you did, thank you.   I laughed my ass off at your comment. I am quite sure my wife would have done the same.   if it were another forum.  &)
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2014, 11:34:47 PM »
I had a dog once, for a day. It was fully grown but I wanted a puppy but my grandmother (paternal) said no because she thought a fully grown dog would be trained. She was wrong. The dog shat on her carpet and the next day it was back at the pound. I don't even remember if it had a name.

My grandparents (maternal) had several dogs over the years, three I remember distinctly. I forget what kind of dog but my favorite was Bojo. He was fun, sadly he got hit by a car. Then there was Jake, a Doberman, he was laid back but playful at times. He died of cancer. Then the other I remember is the only dog I ever kicked in anger, he ate several newborn kittens. He was taken somewhere (by my grandfather) and shot. He wasn't shot for just the kitten things but he also attacked a small child.

Then there was my cousin's dog Max. A crossbreed of poodle and terrier. He lived for 20 years and everyone loved him. I miss Max. He was a great dog.

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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2014, 11:41:12 PM »
There seems to be no limit to the cross breeding with dogs.

My friends have a Bulldog crossed with a Shihtsu.

Yeah that's right. They own a Bullshiht.
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2014, 11:51:15 PM »
There seems to be no limit to the cross breeding with dogs.

My friends have a Bulldog crossed with a Shihtsu.

Yeah that's right. They own a Bullshiht.

They do not. They have a Pseudog, and it's not real.  :angel:
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2014, 11:53:48 PM »
When they go away I pop in to look after it. It likes me talking to it. So I tell him, "I'm feeding you, Bullshiht"
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2014, 12:11:10 AM »
I understand that Australia is full of doggies like that..... ;)
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2014, 12:41:17 AM »
My grandparents had a German Shepherd named Hanz when I was little. My mother said he was so smart that she would tell him to get one of his squeaky toys from the box they were kept in, then say "get your new toy", and without fail fetch the latest one she had bought him. He was also extremely protective to the point of baring his teeth and physically positioning himself between my sister and myself and my father if he even raised his voice at us.

Yeah that's right. They own a Bullshiht.

If I call Bullshiht, I wonder which one of you will answer. ;)
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2014, 11:43:07 PM »
Huh?

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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2014, 09:38:43 AM »
There seems to be no limit to the cross breeding with dogs.

My friends have a Bulldog crossed with a Shihtsu.

Yeah that's right. They own a Bullshiht.

Cool, I think I will breed a Cockerspaniel with a Maltease...
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2014, 10:00:07 AM »
Cool, I think I will breed a Cockerspaniel with a Maltease...

I don't get ohhhhh....

You. You're very good, you.  ;D
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2014, 02:56:25 PM »
There seems to be no limit to the cross breeding with dogs.

My friends have a Bulldog crossed with a Shihtsu.

Yeah that's right. They own a Bullshiht.

Cool, I think I will breed a Cockerspaniel with a Maltease...

What's the point of a Maltspaniel?  :?

Oh.
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2014, 03:57:02 PM »
!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: The prettiest puppy in the world
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2014, 05:50:42 PM »

What's the point of a Maltspaniel?  :?

Oh.

That would only be if the Maltease were the sire, she will be the dame.
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Re: The prettiest puppy in the orld
« Reply #75 on: May 09, 2014, 05:54:43 PM »
I wish there were some dog with "stains" in it's name that I could breed with a pitbull...
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.