The prettiest puppy in the world

[Disciple of Sagan]

I didn't want to hijack the "Are atheists miserable" thread with puppy videos, so I thought I would share mine here.

This is my 8 year old miniature poodle, Elle: aka Pee Pee Puppy, aka Mange Dog, aka Happy Pants.

Whenever she hears sirens, she thinks it's another dog howling in pain and joins in:

[nogodsforme]

That is one adorable doggie. When I see puppies, I think there is the possibility of a god.....and then I remember that there are Republicans. 

[Nam]

Dogs suck. Cats rule!

-Nam

[nogodsforme]

Nam, when you die, you will come back as my dog.

[Disciple of Sagan]

Nam, when you die, you will come back as my dog bitch.

[hickdive]

My dog is looking very puzzled at the noises coming from my PC .

If I die and there is such a thing as reincarnation then I'd like to come back as my dog. Lounging around, being fed and watered, going for walks and curling up in bed at night sounds pretty idyllic. In fact it sounds better than the heaven these xtians bang on about.

[Disciple of Sagan]

My dog is looking very puzzled at the noises coming from my PC .

If I die and there is such a thing as reincarnation then I'd like to come back as my dog. Lounging around, being fed and watered, going for walks and curling up in bed at night sounds pretty idyllic. In fact it sounds better than the heaven these xtians bang on about.

And unlike us hairless apes, All Dogs go to Heaven.

The only thing I would be wary of coming back as a dog is whether or not I would be able to trust the dog food companies. I feed Elle Caesar brand food that comes in a variety of steak flavors such as filet mignon, porterhouse, New York Strip etc... but how do I know they're telling the truth?

I have a sneaking suspicion they all taste the same....

[Nam]

Nam, when you die, you will come back as my dog.

Either way I will be licking myself constantly.

-Nam

[nogodsforme]

Nam, when you die, you will come back as my dog.

Either way I will be licking myself constantly.

-Nam

Increased spinal flexibility will be a definite upside.

[Graybeard]

The only thing I would be wary of coming back as a dog is whether or not I would be able to trust the dog food companies. I feed Elle Caesar brand food that comes in a variety of steak flavors such as filet mignon, porterhouse, New York Strip etc... but how do I know they're telling the truth?

I have a sneaking suspicion they all taste the same....

You are talking about an animal that would be equally happy with 5-day old dead squirrel... filet mignon?

However, there are differences:

[hickdive]

If you really want to spoil your hound, make your own Satin Balls;

https://www.facebook.com/notes/pit-bull-chat/recipe-for-satin-balls/484836348218827

[Traveler]

What a cutie! 

[Disciple of Sagan]

Thanks for the video, GB, but I think it's going to take some time to build up the courage to sample Elle's wet dog food.

Also, thanks for the satin (at 1st glance it said "satan" ) balls recipe, hickdive.

Here is a photo of my successful mad scientist experiment combining the DNA of a mini poodle with that of a black bear:


(1/2 way through trimming her winter coat)

[LoriPinkAngel]

My Chihuahua heard this, jumped off the couch where he was laying and ran to the back door & is now yapping.  LMAO

[Dominic]

My dog is looking very puzzled at the noises coming from my PC .

If I die and there is such a thing as reincarnation then I'd like to come back as my dog. Lounging around, being fed and watered, going for walks and curling up in bed at night sounds pretty idyllic. In fact it sounds better than the heaven these xtians bang on about.

I sometimes advise my friend when she is worried about something not too major, 'what would your cat do now?'

[nogodsforme]

Sneak outside, catch something small and defenseless, toy with it a while, then kill it, tear it to bits and spread the bloody body parts on the front porch?

If humans behaved like cats we'd have to build much bigger prisons. But with beauty salons and large mirrors on every wall.

[LoriPinkAngel]

Sneak outside, catch something small and defenseless, toy with it a while, then kill it, tear it to bits and spread the bloody body parts on the front porch?

If humans behaved like cats we'd have to build much bigger prisons. But with beauty salons and large mirrors on every wall.

Maybe we should emulate our dogs instead.  Roll around in the yard and lick ourselves, then, a nice long nap.

[Mrjason]

Sneak outside, catch something small and defenseless, toy with it a while, then kill it, tear it to bits and spread the bloody body parts on the front porch?

If humans behaved like cats we'd have to build much bigger prisons. But with beauty salons and large mirrors on every wall.

Maybe we should emulate our dogs instead.  Roll around in the yard and lick ourselves, then, a nice long nap.

...sniff each others backsides as a means of identification. That would certainly make passport control more interesting

[LoriPinkAngel]

The TSA practically sniffs our butts now...

[nogodsforme]

Sneak outside, catch something small and defenseless, toy with it a while, then kill it, tear it to bits and spread the bloody body parts on the front porch?

If humans behaved like cats we'd have to build much bigger prisons. But with beauty salons and large mirrors on every wall.

Maybe we should emulate our dogs instead.  Roll around in the yard and lick ourselves, then, a nice long nap.

Add in eating garbage and then barfing it up and eating it again. Mmmm! And as long as the rolling around is in something really stinky, you're on!

[eh!]

Cool thread

[LoriPinkAngel]

Add in eating garbage and then barfing it up and eating it again. Mmmm! And as long as the rolling around is in something really stinky, you're on!

The ultimate recycling...  think of the savings!   

[eh!]

Detection dogs in denver fate on the line cos they have to be pulled from service due to legal implications for cop searches when dog alerting on weed.


weed detection now dropped for new dogs. can not be untrained in once trained and existing dogs can't be deployed.

[nogodsforme]

^^^^Hadn't thought of that wrinkle in the decriminalization of weed. Poor doggies, not able to do what they were trained to enjoy doing. Wonder if potheads will buy the drug dogs from the police departments....

"Hey, boy, where's my stash? I forgot where I hid it from my room mate. Oh, there, inside my old sneaker under the hamper? Thanks dude." 

[eh!]

Not so f'ing funny if they get euthed cos dual as aprehension dogs and can't be re-homed.

[nogodsforme]

 

That would really suck.

[eh!]

A dealer only needs to carry an ounce if pot and he can have a kilo of meth on the back seat and the search can be found illegal due to the dog alerting on pot. they can alert on up to 40 substances and it can be argued they alerted on now legal pot which technically be challenged in court so the dogs are null and void and if they are trained ti bite dept policy won't allow them to be rehomed. extra mouths to feed = death.

yet to be tested in court but police rather take the dogs out of duty instead of messy court case.


Won't happen with next gen dogs who won't be trained in pot.


just a mess for policy makers and the dogs will prolly suffer as it is the cheapest solution. breaks my heart.

[Disciple of Sagan]

Surely the dogs can be transferred to another state where pot is still illegal?

[eh!]

They would be worth a lot of money as trained dogs.... who knows how they do these things.


service dogs at the end of their service traditionally die kicking and screaming on.  stainless steel bench at the hands of strangers.


things are slowly changing as the public become aware so ask your dept their retirement plan for millitary and leo.


if you want a horror story research what happened to military dogs "mwd" in vietnam when their services were no longer required.


google tank dogs if you want to cry.