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The joys of Easter chocolate
« on: April 09, 2014, 04:54:26 PM »
Before you enjoy your chocolate eggs this Easter, remember...



Those crème eggs are especially bad, I'm guessing... and is it me, or do those eggs look a touch... hairy...?
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You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2014, 08:57:49 AM »
and is it me, or do those eggs look a touch... hairy...?

That's just cocconut.
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2014, 05:01:47 PM »
and is it me, or do those eggs look a touch... hairy...?

That's just cocconut.

I hate coconut, and whatever the hell you're talking about...a cousin to the coconut? Can't stand it either way.

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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2014, 04:13:57 AM »
Coconut I can handle... pubes? Uh-uh
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2014, 10:21:34 AM »
Coconut I can handle... pubes? Uh-uh

The only thing I can stand that has coconut is coconut juice and only if it's artificial.

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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2014, 02:35:33 AM »
If Easter eggs were Lucifer's testicles, that would imply that the Shiny One had somehow become detached from them.  Wouldn't a neutered nemesis be an epic win in the Biblegod playbook?
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #6 on: April 12, 2014, 03:34:02 PM »
The Eostre god is coming for us with his hairy testicles in hand, and they are painted blue.

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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #7 on: April 12, 2014, 08:38:59 PM »
I never realised Satan had so many testicles. No wonder God is angry and vengeful all the time. Ball envy.
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2014, 08:49:01 PM »
Do you think he may look a little like this?



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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2014, 10:33:36 AM »
Watch it.  I love Lady Gaga.
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2014, 02:00:09 PM »
Watch it.  I love Lady Gaga.

Me too...she is crazy though lol
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2014, 02:49:38 PM »
Me too...she is crazy though lol

I don't think she is.  I think a lot of what she does is contrived for the reaction.  She's following the path laid out by Madonna (and others), which I think is a shame.  I think she could get by fine on talent alone, like Pink (who I also love).
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2014, 03:06:27 PM »
The proof of crazy is in lack of staying power, not related to talent. The late Amy Winehouse was very talented, but also crazy. Ditto Michael Jackson, and Whitney Houston.  And that amazing actor guy who died of a drug overdose.[1]

Madonna is not nearly as talented. But she is not crazy and is thus still around. Hopefully Lady Gaga (who is not very talented, in my opinion) will continue in Madonna's spike-heeled footsteps and be still around in 20 years. Because some people do like her.
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Re: The joys of Easter chocolate
« Reply #13 on: April 19, 2014, 05:03:42 AM »
Definitely looks like rambutan fruit  ;D

Well, that aside...I want an overpriced Godiva anytime  :-*
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