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Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« on: March 16, 2014, 07:25:58 AM »


You're a sorcerer but u happen to quote the bible like a believer. I don't think the right thing u should do is condemning God-calling Him all sorts of names (blasphemy).

Point of correction, GOD is not a superstitious being neither is Christianity a superstition. I think it's high time u went and look for something meaningful to do rather than wasting ur miserable time and life deceiving yourself over the internet.

Moreover, you can only decieve those u know they may not be strong in faith. By the way what religion are you??? from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc. But all of these will not pay you...... GOD is the only way.

I urge you to refrain from that useless act of yours, so as to be exempted of GOD'S wrath. I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

Repent now, for it is never too late. GOD is the only way to eternal life.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2014, 07:28:19 AM »
I'm a wizard? HOLY SHIT, WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN TOLD THIS BEFORE?

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2014, 07:36:02 AM »

You're a sorcerer



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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2014, 07:52:37 AM »
Hmmm, this god guy is going to have to get a lot better at a doing wrathy things before I start responding to the infinitesimally small possibility that he actually exists. Heck, I'm not even going to bother trying to be a sorcerer, because magic isn't needed in a world where there is no god.

If I were you, I'd concern myself a little bit more with basic english and writing skills and stop dwelling on non-existent deities. Because nether of you could threaten your way out of a wet paper bag.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2014, 07:56:22 AM »
Moreover, you can only decieve those u know they may not be strong in faith. By the way what religion are you??? from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc. But all of these will not pay you...... GOD is the only way.

I urge you to refrain from that useless act of yours, so as to be exempted of GOD'S wrath. I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

Repent now, for it is never too late. GOD is the only way to eternal life.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2014, 09:20:26 AM »
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2014, 10:15:53 AM »
Moreover, you can only decieve those u know they may not be strong in faith. By the way what religion are you??? from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc. But all of these will not pay you...... GOD is the only way.

I have a feeling this is someone that can't grasp the concept of following no religions at all, or partaking in no acts of worships at all.

What's with the random capitalization of the word "idiot"?
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2014, 11:43:47 AM »
I'm a wizard? HOLY SHIT, WHY HAVE I NOT BEEN TOLD THIS BEFORE?

Admit it, pianodwarf, you wrote this email. XD

Dammit, pianodwarf! You know the uninitiated have to find out on their own, otherwise the Dark Council gets miffed and blacklists the newbies and whoever spilled the beans! You just blew it for everybody!

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2014, 12:47:23 PM »
You're a sorcerer but u happen to quote the bible like a believer.

Atheists are sorcerors? News to me

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I don't think the right thing u should do is condemning God-calling Him all sorts of names (blasphemy).

What you think is irrelevant.

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Point of correction, GOD is not a superstitious being neither is Christianity a superstition.

Evidence?

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I think it's high time u went and look for something meaningful to do rather than wasting ur miserable time and life deceiving yourself over the internet.

You first.

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Moreover, you can only decieve those u know they may not be strong in faith.

Evidence?

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By the way what religion are you???

Religion is your schtick, not ours.

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…from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc. But all of these will not pay you.....

Atheists do not "worship" anything. That's your schtick.

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GOD is the only way.

Evidence?

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I urge you to refrain from that useless act of yours, so as to be exempted of GOD'S wrath. I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

Evidence?

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Repent now, for it is never too late. GOD is the only way to eternal life.

Evidence?

You speak a lot of words but you state nothing.

Why is that?

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2014, 07:00:56 PM »
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2014, 07:21:09 PM »
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I urge you to refrain from that useless act of yours, so as to be exempted of GOD'S wrath. I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

Not everyone will follow your demonic delusions because not everyone is a coward like you are.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2014, 07:57:17 PM »
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2014, 08:15:42 PM »
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You're a sorcerer...
- No, a 13th level druid - speak orc, too.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2014, 11:38:37 PM »
Yes, I am indeed one of those magic-using types.  Specifically, I am a seiðkona, a gythia, a duly Tested member of the Wayreth Conclave (White Robe), and a 20th level archmage (alignment Chaotic Frilly).  I also do shamanic improv in My spare time.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2014, 02:52:28 AM »
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2014, 07:50:49 AM »
Repent now, for it is never too late.

Bah.  As it's never too late, I'll put off the repenting until I get some actual evidence suggesting that there is some entity to repent to.

Though I'm guessing that you were kidding when you said 'never too late'.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2014, 10:08:59 AM »
Cool, I always wanted to be a sorcerer, like in Eddings's early books.  Getting to do things by simply concentrating on them and then saying a word, getting to live for thousands of years...  Of course, gotta watch out not to try to uncreate things, and trying to do something that's too difficult, but I could live with those drawbacks.

Forget this silly Christian nonsense that sorcerers are somehow bad or evil.  That's just Christians wanting to get rid of the competition.  I don't doubt that some sorcerers would be bad or evil, but all of them?  That's just propaganda from the Christian fanatics who want to make sure everyone believes the same way they do.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2014, 10:20:39 AM »
I'm too lazy to be anything.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2014, 10:28:45 AM »
You're a sorcerer

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #19 on: March 17, 2014, 10:57:45 AM »


You're a sorcerer

YES!


I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

Nonsense! I will play the Enchanted Bunny to avert the wrath of god and follow with the Carrots Of Power.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #20 on: March 17, 2014, 11:46:32 AM »
Um, hello! I have the Enchanted Bunny:



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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #21 on: March 17, 2014, 11:50:33 AM »
I prefer this one myself:



Seems to follow the spirit of Mrjason's post better.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #22 on: March 17, 2014, 11:52:11 AM »
Yeah but mine's deadly cute.

;)

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2014, 11:57:19 AM »
Cute is evil, not deadly, though.

Also:

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« Reply #24 on: March 17, 2014, 12:15:43 PM »
Cute is evil, not deadly, though.

If you say so.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2014, 03:55:53 PM »
You're a sorcerer but u happen to quote the bible like a believer.

Can I be a Jedi Master instead?  Or if I gotta be a sorcerer, can I still have a lightsaber?

I don't think the right thing u should do is condemning God-calling Him all sorts of names (blasphemy).

Why not?  How, exactly, would a bipedal microorganism inhabiting a tiny mote of dust in a miniscule galaxy in a cosmos of hundreds of billions thereof (which may not even be the only cosmos of its kind) hurt an infinitely omni-everything being capable of creating it all with a thought?  Say, I think there might be a paramecium in a pond somewhere that waved its cilia in a way that might have meant something insulting about you.  Or maybe it just doesn't believe in your existence.  You mad, bro?

Point of correction, GOD is not a superstitious being neither is Christianity a superstition.

Oooh!  He said "GOD" in all-caps!  I'm totally convinced now!  Well, not really.  I mean, me typing "ISIS" in all-caps doesn't make you think, "Gee, maybe She really does exist!" does it?

I think it's high time u went and look for something meaningful to do rather than wasting ur miserable time and life deceiving yourself over the internet.

Says a guy...on the internet.  Also: "You" is a three-letter word.

Moreover, you can only decieve those u know they may not be strong in faith.

So why do we bother you then?  The most we can do is make the people who aren't "strong in faith," i.e., non-Real, True Christians, be honest about their not-quite-belief, right?  We make your churches hypocrite-free, right?  So how is that not providing you a service?

By the way what religion are you??? from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc.

Haha, no.  If I'm gonna worship an image, it's not gonna be craven.  Who worships a cowardly statue?  Also: you worship a book as if it were a god.  If it's OK to say that literature is "divinely inspired" and in some sense contains a "revelation" or "manifestation" of the divine and may be treated as a conduit thereto, why couldn't that work with other art forms?

But all of these will not pay you...... GOD is the only way.

I urge you to refrain from that useless act of yours, so as to be exempted of GOD'S wrath. I can assure you that if you continue this act of yours, what shall happen to you and your entire thousands of miserable generations to come will seem like a mystery.

So, does this mean that you're willing to stick your neck out and make a prediction?  Say, if I call your god X number of mean names, he will do X to me in his "wrath?"  We've had people actually conduct that experiment here multiple times, and they're still around, having not faced any "wrath."

Repent now, for it is never too late.

You realize those two statements are at cross purposes, right?  Why repent now, if it's never too late?

GOD is the only way to eternal life.

Do you have any evidence:

1) That "eternal life" actually exists?

2) That it's worth having, i.e., not a fate worse than death?

3) That your god is, in fact, the only way "to" it?
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2014, 04:03:14 PM »
It is true, I am a sorceror.

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« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2014, 05:07:11 PM »
By the way what religion are you??? from the way you sound I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees etc.
Haha, no.  If I'm gonna worship an image, it's not gonna be craven.  Who worships a cowardly statue?
Good point.  Who would want to worship something cowardly, period?  I mean, Shaggy and Scooby were pretty funny, but I certainly wouldn't want to worship them.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2014, 08:01:04 AM »
I wish I could do sorcerery.  Could someone point me to a demon or something so I can learn real magic? 

You'd think that in this "fallen", demon-infested world, there would be sorcerers all over the place doing all kinds of awesome stuff.  Making themselves rich.  Enslaving hot chicks.  Causing plagues on xians.  But I've never met a single one.  Not even any republicans, and they would be the first ones I would imagine using black magic.  Nor have I heard of any of that stuff happening.  And most xians I talk to reject the notion outright.  What is a wannabe wizard to do?

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