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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #29 on: March 17, 2014, 05:50:27 AM »
A&A; Ever heard the phrase "If the shoe fits, wear it."

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #30 on: March 17, 2014, 06:04:45 AM »
A&A; Ever heard the phrase "If the shoe fits, wear it."

I...I do not want to list what i could make with this statement.
Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #31 on: March 17, 2014, 06:13:05 AM »
A&A; Ever heard the phrase "If the shoe fits, wear it."

I...I do not want to list what i could make with this statement.

Its a generic response to the thread in general.

Also, doctor friend once told me if you can get your finger in it that's fine if you can't don't put anything else in it. This was a conversation about using cotton buds in ears but I think this is sound advice that can apply to every other orifice.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #32 on: March 17, 2014, 06:26:44 AM »
Also, doctor friend once told me if you can get your finger in it that's fine if you can't don't put anything else in it. This was a conversation about using cotton buds in ears but I think this is sound advice that can apply to every other orifice.

Eye socket, go.
Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #33 on: March 17, 2014, 06:33:06 AM »

Eye socket, go.

An eye socket is an orbit, an orifice is an opening.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #34 on: March 17, 2014, 06:46:17 AM »
An eye socket is an orbit, an orifice is an opening.

Simple...

Step one: remove eye.
Step two: insert *redacted*.
Step three:???
Step four: Profit.
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #35 on: March 17, 2014, 07:16:53 AM »
Simple...

Step one: remove eye.
Step two: insert *redacted*.
Step three:???
Step four: Profit.

Yeah.... You're moving into Crash (1996 film)Wiki territory now...

If you have to take something out, that doesn't normally come out, in order to put something else in. That something else probably isn't supposed to go in there...

Hey maybe if you have the "I want to put my dick in my eye socket"  conversation with your mom she will be more open to the idea (of you having) anal

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #36 on: March 17, 2014, 07:59:16 AM »
Yeah.... You're moving into Crash (1996 film)Wiki territory now...

Wow XD.

If you have to take something out, that doesn't normally come out, in order to put something else in. That something else probably isn't supposed to go in there...

I have actually always wanted to remove one of my eyes and get one like a t-800 terminator...but whatever...

(of you having)

One thing, i actually find the idea of butt sex disgusting, and hope i will never do it.
I simply can tolerate the fact that others have certain preferences.
Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #37 on: March 17, 2014, 08:34:12 AM »
One thing, i actually find the idea of butt sex disgusting, and hope i will never do it.
I simply can tolerate the fact that others have certain preferences.


There's the answer for your mom - Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that everyone else shouldn't like it as well.

Then get her to watch crash to emphasise the point.  ;)


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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #38 on: March 17, 2014, 08:37:05 AM »
There's the answer for your mom - Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that everyone else shouldn't like it as well.

I am afraid even that did not work (first thing i tried ;D).

Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #39 on: March 17, 2014, 08:46:42 AM »
There's the answer for your mom - Just because you don't like it doesn't mean that everyone else shouldn't like it as well.

I am afraid even that did not work (first thing i tried ;D).

It is an odd conversation to be having with your mother.

What are you hoping to achieve with this conversation?

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #40 on: March 17, 2014, 08:50:59 AM »
You see, ignoring her when she is drunk leads to...err...issues?

Hence I was trying to be as truthful and factual as possible.
Rule 1: No pooftas. Rule 2: No maltreating the theists, IF, anyone is watching. Rule 3: No pooftas. Rule 4: I do not want to see anyone NOT drinking after light out. Rule 5: No pooftas. Rule 6: There is NO...rule 6.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #41 on: March 17, 2014, 08:57:57 AM »
You see, ignoring her when she is drunk leads to...err...issues?

Hence I was trying to be as truthful and factual as possible.

If it was a drunken one off why are you seeking to carry on the conversation by gathering opinions here?

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #42 on: March 17, 2014, 08:58:51 AM »
Well, it is her opinion still, being drunk merely made it worse.
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #43 on: March 17, 2014, 02:11:16 PM »
Her question/opinion is irrelevant, and completely misses the point. All that truly matters is that whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2014, 09:15:17 AM »
My mother, in her logic, has decided to say this.

"Butts are for shitting out of, not for sex"

This is her basic argument.

Care to tear apart this stupid statement?

Thanks in advance.

Technically she isn't wrong, assuming she means sexual intercourse which is specifically when the penis goes into the vagina. 

Anything to do with the butthole would probably be considered anal intercourse.  So, if the penis or anything else should happen to make its way into the butthole, it isn't actually sexual intercourse, it is anal intercourse.

Plus, what Traveler said is true.   

Her question/opinion is irrelevant, and completely misses the point. All that truly matters is that whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2014, 03:26:42 PM »
Next time mother brings this up, I suggest that A and A get real big innocent eyes and ask,

"Mom, you know so much about what people do with d!cks and butts. How does it actually work? Does it hurt at first? Do you get used to it after a while?"
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2014, 03:27:42 PM »
I'd rather not...
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #47 on: March 21, 2014, 03:34:50 PM »
I'd rather not...

I know. But she will either 1)go into detail, 2)admit she knows nothing about what she is talking about, or she will have to 3)STFU.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #48 on: March 21, 2014, 03:42:59 PM »
All that truly matters is that whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.

Suppose the two consenting adults were terrorists working on a bomb?

Neener neener.  ;)
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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #49 on: March 21, 2014, 03:53:05 PM »
All that truly matters is that whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.

Suppose the two consenting adults were terrorists working on a bomb?

Neener neener.  ;)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?  :angel:
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Butt hole is for shitting out of.
« Reply #50 on: March 21, 2014, 04:28:58 PM »
All that truly matters is that whatever consenting adults choose to do in private is NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS.

Suppose the two consenting adults were terrorists working on a bomb?

Neener neener.  ;)

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?  :angel:

I'm not sure what is worse, thinking about what that could imply, or thinking about Two Girls One Cup.
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