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Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« on: January 26, 2014, 11:30:02 AM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 11:32:11 AM »
What do you mean?
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 12:04:27 PM »
HIS nonexistence make whatever your questions means irrelevant.

He exists in YOUR mind, and in the mind of OTHERS, but that's doesn't' make him real.

It is not your job to spread your fear to others. The world would be so much nicer if the constant fright of believers didn't muck everything up.

There is no cost to living life intelligently and sans myth. There is huge cost to believing in a non-existent deity.

You will never meet him, but you are paying the price right now by thinking that you will.

So sad.
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 12:24:47 PM »
No, I do not want to meet HIM at any cost.  Time and again, he keeps trying to destroy Townsville and the Powerpuff Girls.

You are, of course, referring to this guy, right?


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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2014, 12:27:45 PM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?

Hard to say.  How much is the fare?  Frankly, I'd prefer a phone call first.  Actually, better yet, if he wants to meet up let him come to me - he's the one with infinite time and resources, far easier for him to make the trip and come meet me.

Assuming he WANTS a relationship with me, of course.  Maybe he doesn't - it would explain why he never answers.
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2014, 12:33:02 PM »
What do you mean?

I got a $1, maybe that's the cost. I hope there's no tax, I don't have that much.

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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2014, 12:42:39 PM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?


Well, wouldn't I already be doing that since they proclaim that he wants 10% of everything I make?


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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2014, 01:05:13 PM »
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Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?

Your question is so vaguely worded that I'm not even sure what you're talking about.  Meet whom?  At what cost?

It sounds like you're doing a Pascal's Wager, but I don't want to put words in your mouth.  If you'd like to join the forums and clarify your question, I'll be happy to answer it.
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2014, 01:30:12 PM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2014, 08:15:54 AM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?
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What, the pseudo underground Finnish band that seems to be promoted by Hot Topic?
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2014, 01:08:53 PM »
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You mean that cheap motherfucker won't even spring for a plane ticket?

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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2014, 07:58:49 PM »
HIM?

As in Johnny Depp?

Of course i have wanted to!

He is a good actor.
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Re: Would you like to meet HIM at your cost? [#2792]
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
Would you like to meet HIM at your cost?
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What, the pseudo underground Finnish band that seems to be promoted by Hot Topic?

LMAO. That's what I was thinking.

Shit, I wouldn't even let HIM meet me if they were to paid me.
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