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Offline snotnosetommy

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"Running back Adam Muema left the NFL scouting combine Sunday because he says God told him to do so.
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Muema said God told him he would play for the Seattle Seahawks -- his "dream" -- if he skipped the combine."

http://espn.go.com/nfl/draft2014/story/_/id/10510240/adam-muema-says-god-told-leave-nfl-scouting-combine

Is there any way we can set a reminder in this post to pop up next fall so we can check out the Seahawk's roster?

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Why is god so busy helping with sports and rapper awards and rescuing jerky, immature, short-tempered millionaire movie stars from drug addiction and sh!t like that when there are babies dying?

Oh yeah. God is just a guy. A jerky, immature, short-tempered guy. Who likes sports, movies and rap music. &)
If you have god, why do you need the gun?

Prayer is begging god to change his mind.

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I wonder what frat he is in? Alpha Omega maybe?

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  Maybe god will spare some time from answering prayers about lost keys and parking spaces to help this guy out. :o
So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening", go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
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Why is god so busy helping with sports and rapper awards and rescuing jerky, immature, short-tempered millionaire movie stars from drug addiction and sh!t like that when there are babies dying?

Oh yeah. God is just a guy. A jerky, immature, short-tempered guy. Who likes sports, movies and rap music. &)

I wrote this a couple of years ago:

I would like to thank God

I would like to thank God
for blessing me with such a
beautiful voice and also
would like to thank God
for giving me such a sexy body
   and the skimpy clothes I display
for the world to deem me a
diva

I would like to thank God
for blessing me with
 the ability to write
about the "thug" life
  I live
and vocalize in the rhymes
  I make
that express the bullets thrown
at those who play me and
  for the murder I commit
every day in the lyrics
  I write
to all the ho's who suck
  my dick
and let me fuck them
  'cause now
I'm a celebrity

I would like to thank God
for blessing me with
a talent that most only
wish they had
  and that I use such a gift
solely for my benefit
  and no one else's
yet still express to the children
  of the world
that one day
  they too can
thank God just like me

I would like to thank God ...




David Garrett Arnold
February 24 2012


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