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John 14:2 :: In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 05:24:30 PM »
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?
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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 06:18:43 PM »
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 07:05:50 PM »
If he [Adam] is the first human, why does he have a belly button?




Sorry ladies, but after much thought on this subject, it looks like God made you from Adam's transverse colon.

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 07:14:04 PM »
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P
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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2014, 08:02:37 PM »
I thought Christian apologetics claim A & E didn't have belly buttons.

Edit: a quick Google search says they likely didn't...

http://christiananswers.net/q-aig/bellybutton.html

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/bellybutton

http://www.gracecentered.com/did_Adam_and_Eve_have_belly_buttons_navals.htm

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2014, 08:06:59 PM »
Since A and E are made up mythical characters, they could have none, one or a million belly buttons. Like the Hulk.  :)
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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2014, 08:09:59 PM »
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?
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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2014, 08:21:44 PM »
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?

So he'd have something to play with when it was cold.

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 09:32:36 PM »
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P

Nurse X30 years, been there, done that.

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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2014, 07:54:35 AM »
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Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2014, 09:40:09 AM »
God has a belly button for the sole purpose of making his creation feel more comfortable when we are naked. Is that not yet another benevolent sacrifice? How many sacrifices need Yahweh make for you ungrateful heathens!?
There is that reason and another, can you imagine how stupid people would look if we didn’t have a belly button?