Author Topic: Adam's rib  (Read 390 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Chronos

  • Global Moderator
  • ******
  • Posts: 2425
  • Darwins +130/-6
  • Gender: Male
  • Born without religion
    • Marking Time
John 14:2 :: In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

Offline nogodsforme

  • Professor
  • ********
  • Posts: 6869
  • Darwins +925/-6
  • Gender: Female
  • Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2014, 05:24:30 PM »
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

Online Nam

  • Laureate
  • *********
  • Posts: 12677
  • Darwins +333/-85
  • Gender: Male
  • I'm on the road less traveled...
  • User is on moderator watch listWatched
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2014, 06:18:43 PM »
Still begs a question, even if you accept the "checkmate". Why does Eve have a belly button? :?

Foreplay?

-Nam
This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.


Offline stuffin

  • Postgraduate
  • *****
  • Posts: 737
  • Darwins +26/-0
  • Gender: Male
  • WWGHA Member
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2014, 07:05:50 PM »
If he [Adam] is the first human, why does he have a belly button?




Sorry ladies, but after much thought on this subject, it looks like God made you from Adam's transverse colon.

&)

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Offline nogodsforme

  • Professor
  • ********
  • Posts: 6869
  • Darwins +925/-6
  • Gender: Female
  • Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 07:14:04 PM »
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

Offline Backspace

  • Reader
  • ******
  • Posts: 1290
  • Darwins +56/-0
  • Gender: Male
  • IXNAY
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2014, 08:02:37 PM »
I thought Christian apologetics claim A & E didn't have belly buttons.

Edit: a quick Google search says they likely didn't...

http://christiananswers.net/q-aig/bellybutton.html

http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/kw/bellybutton

http://www.gracecentered.com/did_Adam_and_Eve_have_belly_buttons_navals.htm

Praise the Load
« Last Edit: February 08, 2014, 08:07:51 PM by Backspace »
There is no opinion so absurd that a preacher could not express it.
-- Bernie Katz

Offline nogodsforme

  • Professor
  • ********
  • Posts: 6869
  • Darwins +925/-6
  • Gender: Female
  • Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2014, 08:06:59 PM »
Since A and E are made up mythical characters, they could have none, one or a million belly buttons. Like the Hulk.  :)
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

Offline Backspace

  • Reader
  • ******
  • Posts: 1290
  • Darwins +56/-0
  • Gender: Male
  • IXNAY
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2014, 08:09:59 PM »
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?
There is no opinion so absurd that a preacher could not express it.
-- Bernie Katz

Online Nam

  • Laureate
  • *********
  • Posts: 12677
  • Darwins +333/-85
  • Gender: Male
  • I'm on the road less traveled...
  • User is on moderator watch listWatched
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2014, 08:21:44 PM »
I think the bigger question is why did Yahweh create Adam with nipples?

So he'd have something to play with when it was cold.

;)

-Nam
This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.


Offline stuffin

  • Postgraduate
  • *****
  • Posts: 737
  • Darwins +26/-0
  • Gender: Male
  • WWGHA Member
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2014, 09:32:36 PM »
You mean that god was up to his elbow....? :P

Nurse X30 years, been there, done that.

Would that make me a God?
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

Offline Chronos

  • Global Moderator
  • ******
  • Posts: 2425
  • Darwins +130/-6
  • Gender: Male
  • Born without religion
    • Marking Time
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2014, 07:54:35 AM »
« Last Edit: February 09, 2014, 07:57:02 AM by Chronos »
John 14:2 :: In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

Offline G-Roll

  • Graduate
  • ****
  • Posts: 415
  • Darwins +45/-2
  • Gender: Male
  • WWGHA Member
Re: Adam's rib
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2014, 09:40:09 AM »
God has a belly button for the sole purpose of making his creation feel more comfortable when we are naked. Is that not yet another benevolent sacrifice? How many sacrifices need Yahweh make for you ungrateful heathens!?
There is that reason and another, can you imagine how stupid people would look if we didn’t have a belly button?