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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2014, 10:37:02 AM »
It is true, I am a sorceror.

Only the other day I walking along when I suddenly turned into a side street.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2014, 11:33:28 AM »
It is true, I am a sorceror.

Only the other day I walking along when I suddenly turned into a side street.

Be careful with 'Polymorph Self,' Hickdive, or else you'll have people walking all over you.   ;D

Polymorph Self can only change you to a creature.  I think you'd need Polymorph Any Object to turn yourself into a street--and at an 8th level spell, that's pretty potent mojo!!
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2014, 11:38:30 AM »
maybe it was just an illusion?
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2014, 06:43:41 PM »
Polymorph *sweetroll* is good spell at level 5.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #33 on: March 21, 2014, 06:58:03 AM »


You're a sorcerer but u happen to quote the bible like a believer.

Sorry to break it to you, but having the ability to spell out "you" completely doesn't require sorcery.
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #34 on: March 21, 2014, 11:23:26 AM »
Yes, but it seems to require a lot of thought.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2014, 05:18:43 AM »
I'm not always successful at sorcery.

The other day I was walking along the street when I suddenly turned into a diner.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2014, 05:21:31 AM »
I'm not always successful at sorcery.

The other day I was walking along the street when I suddenly turned into a diner.

What were you serving?
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2014, 09:08:46 AM »
I'm not always successful at sorcery.

The other day I was walking along the street when I suddenly turned into a diner.

What were you serving?

I was eating a sandwich. A meatball marinara; which was saucery.
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2014, 09:10:53 AM »
I was eating a sandwich. A meatball marinara; which was saucery.

*after googling what that is*

Good Me. O_O I must have it. Turn back into a diner, I command you! D=<
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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2014, 10:46:59 AM »
I was eating a sandwich. A meatball marinara; which was saucery.

*after googling what that is*

Good Me. O_O I must have it. Turn back into a diner, I command you! D=<

Are you saying he's fat?

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #40 on: March 25, 2014, 02:24:46 AM »
"I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees " 

I'm sorry for this folks, but tee hee :laugh:

BTW, his letter does have a point, in that the word "GOD" appears in caps 4 times, dwarfing the mention of any other craven image.  One can't argue with the numbers.

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #41 on: March 25, 2014, 02:42:56 AM »
666 -- yeah, can't argue with that, man. Did you know the OT has 666 Commandments? Coincidence? I think not!

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Re: Beware Of GOD'S Wrath: [#2799]
« Reply #42 on: March 25, 2014, 07:31:07 AM »
"I can actually guess that you're one of those Idiots that worships craven images for god, stones, trees " 

I'm sorry for this folks, but tee hee :laugh:

BTW, his letter does have a point, in that the word "GOD" appears in caps 4 times, dwarfing the mention of any other craven image.  One can't argue with the numbers.

GOD DOES NOT EXIST
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
GOD DOES NOT EXIST
GOD DOES NOT EXIST

6 times, and in a larger font! I win!
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.