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Hi whoever you are,

I had the best laugh tonight beginning to read about Levit. and the burn offerings. Best laugh ever. You are so very funny, like Dave Barry.  I came home from an invitation to attend an orthodox synagogue and I happened upon your site. Strange thing is I had randomly opened the Hebrew bible and the page it opened to was the same page of yours I came across. While I was reading  about the offerings from the bible I was so discusted I had to close it but then your comments on it struck me so funny. Thank you for your humor.

Who are you? Related to Dave Barry?

Would love to hear back from you if possible even though I'm just another drop in the universe here.

Thanks, [name removed].
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Re: Just began reading your comments and was so hysterical... [#2791]
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 01:22:00 PM »
We are the Borg, come here and let us assimilate you. Not doing so is futile, or whatever...

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Re: Just began reading your comments and was so hysterical... [#2791]
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 01:29:50 PM »
We are the Nam, we will be insulting you, resistance is futile.
FIFY[1].
 1. This is purely intended as humor.

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Re: Just began reading your comments and was so hysterical... [#2791]
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 02:13:45 PM »
We are the Nam, we will be insulting you, resistance is futile.
FIFY[1].
 1. This is purely intended as humor.

I wonder what that place would be like? Scary thought for many, I would reckon.

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Re: Just began reading your comments and was so hysterical... [#2791]
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 09:10:30 AM »
We are the Nerd-Borg. You will be disseminated. Resistance is the opposition of a body or substance to current passing through it, resulting in a change of electrical energy into heat or another form of energy.
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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Re: Just began reading your comments and was so hysterical... [#2791]
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2014, 03:11:59 PM »
We are the Nerd-Borg. You will be disseminated. Resistance is the opposition of a body or substance to current passing through it, resulting in a change of electrical energy into heat or another form of energy.

Oh, please.  Just go ohm!!
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