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New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« on: January 07, 2014, 12:49:58 PM »
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New York Pastafarian Christopher Schaeffer Sworn Into Town Council Wearing Colander

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/06/pastafarian-christopher-schaeffer_n_4551662.html

I need to get a better fitting colander...
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 01:31:29 PM »
I do hope he does some reading of the Loose Canon for the council.
http://www.loose-canon.info/Loose-Canon-1st-Ed.pdf
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 01:41:02 PM »
That's funny.

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 02:53:42 PM »
That's funny.

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2014, 05:54:06 PM »
The pastafarians better watch out. People are going to make this a real religion, have a reformation and purge the jokesters the way Lenin purged Trotsky.....and Mexico is not known for the best pasta.
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
The pastafarians better watch out. People are going to make this a real religion, have a reformation and purge the jokesters the way Lenin purged Trotsky.....and Mexico is not known for the best pasta.

They'll branch off and form their own religion: the Quesadillans.
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2014, 08:10:05 PM »
 ;D
If people really believed in god's will they would not buy insurance.

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 04:48:00 AM »
The followers of the FSM are following a FALSE religion.
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