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New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« on: January 07, 2014, 12:49:58 PM »
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New York Pastafarian Christopher Schaeffer Sworn Into Town Council Wearing Colander

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/06/pastafarian-christopher-schaeffer_n_4551662.html

I need to get a better fitting colander...
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2014, 01:31:29 PM »
I do hope he does some reading of the Loose Canon for the council.
http://www.loose-canon.info/Loose-Canon-1st-Ed.pdf
Here read a book.  It's free.
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2014, 01:41:02 PM »
That's funny.

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This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2014, 02:53:42 PM »
That's funny.

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did somebody sneeze?
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

And you should feel guilty for this. Give me money.

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This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.


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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2014, 05:54:06 PM »
The pastafarians better watch out. People are going to make this a real religion, have a reformation and purge the jokesters the way Lenin purged Trotsky.....and Mexico is not known for the best pasta.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2014, 07:37:11 PM »
The pastafarians better watch out. People are going to make this a real religion, have a reformation and purge the jokesters the way Lenin purged Trotsky.....and Mexico is not known for the best pasta.

They'll branch off and form their own religion: the Quesadillans.
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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2014, 08:10:05 PM »
 ;D
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: New York Pastafarian Sworn In to Local Council Wearing Colander
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2014, 04:48:00 AM »
The followers of the FSM are following a FALSE religion.
All praise the Levitating Noodle Aberration!!!
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Faith: I'll see it when I believe it

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