A well meaning massively woo-friendly friend, like an actual real-life one, once gave me a book on CD from Eckhart Tolle.
At the time I had no idea who he was. Sometimes it pays to remain ignorant. I wish I had.
To compound matters, somehow she thought that exclaiming that he was highly recommended by Oprah Winfrey was actually A Good Thing. Fortunately, that snippet allowed me to take as much as my brain offline as possible, so as to avoid death-by-quantum-bullshit.
Even so, listening to the CD surrounded by soft and furry objects, still wasn't enough to prepare me for the full-frontal assault that was hurled at what little of my brain was still unprotected.
All I can say about this gentleman is that if you've ever taken some form of class on reality, and you have the opportunity to listen to him. Don't. Just don't.
As for my friend. It took several days, but I finally managed to resolve the entanglement of my optic nerves, caused my eyeballs rotating at near light speed, when she asked me to explain all the Science Stuff that he was so clearly knowledgeable about.
Now for our repetitive (ugh) friend. It took a while, and the preceding discussion was most fruitful, but I think I now have the answer to my own questions. You know, the ones he keeps avoiding.
In terms of the frequency of god, we've all been going about it wrong.
We've been approaching this from the point of view of the only dimensions we are aware of. God, though, is beyond that. Hence we need to consider the solution in terms of infinite dimensions.
Thus, if you phase shift the second oscillator just enough so that a virtual standing wave is formed in Hilbert Space (this is the key), then bipolarise the dilithium crystals in a quantum vacuum, you can then examine the resultant frequencies using a combination of a scanning tunneling microscope and a 25 foot retractable Home Depot tape measure.
It is at this point, that we can proceed to extrapolate the frequency of god to, at least, a second order approximation.
The correct frequency can then be determined to be either the red frequency, the yellow frequency, or the black one with knobs on.
Although, due to the presence of imaginary numbers in the solution, it might also be the third harmonic of a watermelon's natural resonant frequency, whilst traveling in an inertial frame of reference, undergoing Lorenz contractions, due to the oscillations of the whatchamacallit, spontaneously caused by emission of a red–antigreen gluon from the third quark to the right of the place where Schrödinger's cat took his final dump.