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2013 Darwin Awards
« on: December 23, 2013, 08:57:54 PM »
http://jdgroover.wordpress.com/2013/08/20/the-2013-darwin-awards-are-out/

Once again, atheistic evolution proves that man is the top of the food chain and secular humanists can sleep easy tonight knowing that mankind is basically good.  Enjoy!
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Re: 2013 Darwin Awards
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 09:06:30 PM »
Those are not the actual 2013 Darwin Awards. I'm sure the real ones will be as silly, but when you want to make fun of something, make sure you have the right target.
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Re: 2013 Darwin Awards
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 09:09:51 PM »
Those are not the actual 2013 Darwin Awards. I'm sure the real ones will be as silly, but when you want to make fun of something, make sure you have the right target.

And I thought I was the one who was too serious!  Lighten up, just trying to bring some light humor in.
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Re: 2013 Darwin Awards
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 09:12:21 PM »
^^^Sorry, the christian drone we have here tonight (who I know you disapprove of) has me in a bad mood. Well, actually, its a good mood, but you wouldn't know it by what I write.
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Re: 2013 Darwin Awards
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 09:16:37 PM »
^^^Sorry, the christian drone we have here tonight (who I know you disapprove of) has me in a bad mood. Well, actually, its a good mood, but you wouldn't know it by what I write.

Maybe with time he'll temper his zeal with some knowledge and hopefully a whole lot of respect and love for those he thinks he is trying to "reach."

Peace and grace.
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Re: 2013 Darwin Awards
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 06:01:04 AM »
LMFAO @ the sewage one XD
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