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I Find This Funny
« on: December 23, 2013, 08:37:50 PM »
GIANT SANTA!

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The residence at 531 North Houston Ave. in Live Oak has grabbed the attention of passerby with a 12 plus feet tall Santa Claus standing in the front yard. The homeowners, Jack and Mary Jeanne Williams, said this Santa is sending a message.

“Santa draws attention to the fact that Jesus is the reason for the season,” Mary said.

Standing alongside Santa are four little signs with a big message, two of which says, “Jesus is the reason for the season,” and “Keep Christ in Christmas.”

“I got tired of seeing Merry Christmas taken out,” Jack said. “I was raised with ‘Merry Christmas’ and Jesus being the reason for the season.”

Mary said the giant Santa has gotten the attention of lots of people.

“One day when we had the Santa down, a lady who was passing by stopped to tell me her kid cried because Santa was not standing. I had to assure him he would be back up,” she said, laughing. “The kids enjoy it.”

Both Jack and Mary are involved in the local community. Jack is a retired Navy veteran who served in the Korean War. Both Jack and Mary, a beautician, are owners of the local shop, Reflections. The couple has resided in their present home for over 30 years. They both attend Friendship Baptist Church and were saved many years ago.

“We’re both saved, and this is our way to celebrate Jesus’ birthday,” Jack said

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I find it funny while, yes, the Santa Claus is huge the signs mentioning Jesus are tiny. And, I don't believe any child is reading the signs when there's a huge Santa Claus to look at.

And, this is how they celebrate Jesus' birthday with a GIANT SANTA!

I just find the whole story funny.

How, and what "war"? The only one who participates in the war are them. They started it, and throw snowballs at each other.

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Re: I Find This Funny
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 08:49:30 PM »
I think you're a little confused, Nam. They're talking about Jesus Claus!  ;D
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Re: I Find This Funny
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 08:50:04 PM »
What are those poor War On Christmas vets going to do after the holidays? How will they ever return to normal life? Oh wait... the ones that believe there really is a war on Christmas are already disassociated from reality. Never mind, carry on.

I find it funny while, yes, the Santa Claus is huge the signs mentioning Jesus are tiny. And, I don't believe any child is reading the signs when there's a huge Santa Claus to look at.

And, this is how they celebrate Jesus' birthday with a GIANT SANTA!

I just find the whole story funny.

How, and what "war"? The only one who participates in the war are them. They started it, and throw snowballs at each other.

;)

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Sounds like this guy is well aware of what the real focus of Christmas is, but just can't say it out loud. Why doesn't he have a 12'+ Jesus instead of Santa, if he thinks "Jesus is the reason"?
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Re: I Find This Funny
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 10:57:12 PM »
If "Jesus" was the "reason" for the "season", then, Santa wouldn't even be there, period. A nativity scene, or as stated: Jesus, etc., that's why it's funny.

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Re: I Find This Funny
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 11:03:14 PM »
Sounds like this guy is well aware of what the real focus of Christmas is, but just can't say it out loud. Why doesn't he have a 12'+ Jesus instead of Santa, if he thinks "Jesus is the reason"?
Wouldn't be hard to do, either --  Put  up a 12' pole behind the inflatable, with a yellow hula hoop fastened to the top for a halo, dress "Santa" in a few old bedsheets stitched together into a robe, repaint the beard and mustache with brown vinyl paint or cover it with strands of brown duct tape, and turn the black boots into sandals.  Might have to let out a bit of air, though, as one doesn't normally see a chubby, jolly Jesus.  (The pole with the halo could be used to hold him up.)
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Re: I Find This Funny
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2013, 03:47:19 PM »
If "Jesus" was the "reason" for the "season", then, Santa wouldn't even be there, period. A nativity scene, or as stated: Jesus, etc., that's why it's funny.

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Exactly what I saw. Santa represents total commercialism and Jesus represents; well let's not go there. Those kids ain't lookin at Jesus.

What did I get out of it?

Santa is bigger than Jesus.
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