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Angels forced to use public transport
« on: December 20, 2013, 06:58:17 PM »
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Angels exist but do not have wings and are more like shards of light, at least according to a top Catholic Church "angelologist" who says the heavenly beings are now back in vogue thanks to New Age religions.

Anyone here ever heard of an "angelologist"? I mean seriously guys, an angelologist???

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/21/09/33/expert-says-angel-do-not-have-wings?mch=mobilenh&mchpost=pos6

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The widely-published Catholic clergyman is also a "demonologist" and says angels are more needed than ever because increasing secularisation and materialism in society have left an "open door" for the devil.

"There is a lot more interference from diabolical forces. That is why you see queues of people outside the exorcists' offices in churches," he said.

Wonder who they'll petition to repaint the Sistine Chapel? Maybe Elias Garcia Martinez could save the day!
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 07:02:52 PM »
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a bus pass
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2014, 12:53:01 PM »
All the angel images I have seen has a human in the front with bird wings on the back but no structural connection to the chest muscles like real birds. Also Birds are avian because unlike mammals, they come from the egg which then puts them in the dinosaur era which the bible seems to not mention.

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Angels exist but do not have wings and are more like shards of light, at least according to a top Catholic Church "angelologist" who says the heavenly beings are now back in vogue thanks to New Age religions.

Anyone here ever heard of an "angelologist"? I mean seriously guys, an angelologist???

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2013/12/21/09/33/expert-says-angel-do-not-have-wings?mch=mobilenh&mchpost=pos6

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The widely-published Catholic clergyman is also a "demonologist" and says angels are more needed than ever because increasing secularization and materialism in society have left an "open door" for the devil.

"There is a lot more interference from diabolical forces. That is why you see queues of people outside the exorcists' offices in churches," he said.

Wonder who they'll petition to repaint the Sistine Chapel? Maybe Elias Garcia Martinez could save the day!

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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2014, 12:56:32 PM »
Exorcism office?

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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 10:05:01 AM »
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a bus pass

Rrrrriiinnnggg!  Mind the doors please.
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2014, 11:43:31 PM »
Wow. I wish I was an accredited expert in a field which amounts to baloney. Such safety in job retention.
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2014, 01:53:44 AM »
OHH come on!

Angelologist? REALLY?
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2014, 05:31:09 AM »
OHH come on!

Angelologist? REALLY?

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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2014, 06:17:05 AM »
*Looks at A&A's personal text*  ;)

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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2014, 08:02:31 AM »
Wow. I wish I was an accredited expert in a field which amounts to baloney. Such safety in job retention.

It isn't that hard to get a PHD in Theology.
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Re: Angels forced to use public transport
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2014, 01:47:18 PM »
Anyone here ever heard of an "angelologist"? I mean seriously guys, an angelologist???

Emphasis on "lol"
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