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Offline nogodsforme

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Jesus is.....speeding.
« on: December 04, 2013, 11:20:45 AM »
Saw a car on the freeway with one of those Jesus is________? bumper stickers on it. The car was speeding in the fast lane. I thought it was pretty funny to do wrong things with a Jesus sticker on the car. How about:

Jesus is ......loaded.

Jesus is ......driving erratically.

Jesus is.......getting pulled over.

Jesus is ......blowing over the limit.

Jesus is .......getting a ticket.

Jesus is .......losing his license.

Jesus is ........going to the hoosegow. :o
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 11:27:10 AM »
Jesus is ........going to be visiting dad real soon

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 11:32:52 AM »
Jesus is.....speeding 'cos he needs a poo.
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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 11:37:57 AM »
Jesus is..........NOT Omnipresent
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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 11:52:19 AM »
Jesus is....judging your honor roll student.  Harshly.

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 01:49:41 PM »
Saw a car on the freeway with one of those Jesus is________? bumper stickers on it. The car was speeding in the fast lane. I thought it was pretty funny to do wrong things with a Jesus sticker on the car. How about:

Jesus is ......loaded.

Jesus is ......driving erratically.

Jesus is.......getting pulled over.

Jesus is ......blowing over the limit.

Jesus is .......getting a ticket.

Jesus is .......losing his license.

Jesus is ........going to the hoosegow. :o

happens in southern Arizona on a daily basis.
An Omnipowerful God needed to sacrifice himself to himself (but only for a long weekend) in order to avert his own wrath against his own creations who he made in a manner knowing that they weren't going to live up to his standards.

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 06:42:16 PM »
Jesus is....not my co-pilot!
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 06:48:55 PM »
Jesus has pre-destined me to live out an Eagles song.
The 2010 world cup was ruined for me by that slippery bastard Paul.

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 06:53:08 PM »
Jesus is ... n't

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Re: Jesus is.....speeding.
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 07:10:25 PM »
Jesus Isa false Messiah.[1]
 1. Represented by the 3 most popular Abrahamic religions.
Enough with your bullshit.
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