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April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« on: April 12, 2018, 09:08:52 AM »
This one is it.  A Christian numerologist, David Meade, says the Rapture will be on April 23rd.  So don't say you were not warned.  You still have time to get right with the Lord.  That is a Monday so at least we have the weekend.  But damn it, I already paid my taxes.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2018, 09:11:56 AM »
Can we push it back a few days? That's my wife and oldest daughter's birthday and I don't think they would appreciate the start of the end of the world getting in the way.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2018, 09:37:34 AM »
I'll pray on it.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2018, 09:52:42 AM »
well, since we *know* that the Trumpies just have to be right with this god, maybe we'll get rid of those useless idiots. 
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2018, 01:11:01 PM »
That might be the proof that there is a God if He would rid us of them.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2018, 01:42:17 AM »
april 23ed is also the day Count Dankula is sentenced ... so, while not the end of the world, it will be the end of democracy in the UK.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2018, 07:34:33 AM »
Watch, that will be the day Trump gets indicted and presses his "big" Nuke button on his way to jail.

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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2018, 09:31:26 AM »
Watch, that will be the day Trump gets indicted and presses his "big" Nuke button on his way to jail.

yeesh, what a thought.  well, happily, it isn't that simple for that lunatic.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2018, 02:16:58 PM »
Screw April 23rd, I just want to make it through a Friday the 13th!!!


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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2018, 05:14:16 PM »
shitty day for me.

took a truck to the well pad to pick up an empty box, and the pad went down as soon as i got there at 0730. stayed down until 1500, when all the sand trucks were sent home. not scheduled to be up again until 0200 tomorrow.

spent all day waiting in the blowing dust on the lease road, me and 12 other sand trucks and maybe 10 water bottles.

friday the 13th was a bust.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2018, 06:22:59 PM »
Just a reminder...the 23 is days away now.  Do you know where your survival plan is?
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2018, 06:44:11 PM »
Just a reminder...the 23 is days away now. Do you know where your survival plan is?

I left it in my pants and put it through the washer... Can we postpone?
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2018, 06:46:30 PM »
How many times do we need to tell you to check your pockets before washing?
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2018, 04:13:04 PM »
So why has the world not ended yet?  It is getting late in the day.  I'm almost to the point of believing that this God thing might be a big hoax.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2018, 04:25:26 PM »
Obviously it doesn't count if the 23rd hasn't passed in the USA, which everyone knows is god's chosen country. Silly Nick.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2018, 04:27:05 PM »
Uh, wait....................we're still here...................well, I didn't go quite as crazy as a few Armageddons ago, when I stole the yacht (Captain Culpepper is still in prison), filled with prostitutes and tequilla, and proceeded to threaten a small island of the coast of Argentina, where I thought we all could survive.  I had loaded up on some animals, a small Noah, if you will, but with all the manure the prostitutes, well, that's another story, and I'm not welcome in that community either............................man, these Armegeddon's were killing me, but I've learned to relax.

 
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2018, 05:10:44 PM »
Prostitutes and animals...is there a "pee tape"?
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2018, 05:45:14 PM »
I just got finished putting away all of "the End of the World" party supplies AGAIN.  This is kind of getting like waiting for the 4th of July fireworks display and never getting any fireworks to go off.  My party guests are beginning to question my invites as well.  I mean the getting naked and running thru the streets was fun but since the end did not come the cops have a few questions.
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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2018, 10:10:07 PM »
This afterlife is remarkably similar to my other life. I even have dishes to wash at the end of the day! Jesus thought of everything!

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Re: April 23rd !!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2018, 10:19:09 AM »
damn, and STILL no one has been raptured?
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