There actually IS a non-sexual reason, my zodiac sign is cancer ... which is a 69 on it's side.
You look like an animal lover 
When The Armenian Beast
was still active at vow.plit.dk he was notorious for the menagerie of critters that followed him around.
A rat with glowing eyes, a bat with a blonde-fetish, an epileptic goat, an acrocantosaurus called Dewi and loads of others.
They all lived in his beard which had Tardis-like properties. Many a wrestler got lost in there and disappeared for days or even weeks.
And, yeah, I know about the new Rome ... I'll probably pick it up when it's in the bargain bin ... I just can't dish out serious cash for a game, you know.