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Nobody touch my Darwins!
« on: December 04, 2013, 08:36:41 AM »
+69

Let's keep it that way! Because ... erm ... insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2013, 08:55:38 AM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 04, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
+69

Let's keep it that way! Because ... it was the year of the four emperors culminating in the founding of the Flavian Dynasty which in turn inspired Tacitus to write Historiae in 100CE...and Fiji loves Rome

Good enough reason for me.
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2013, 09:01:01 AM »
well, I HAVE played Rome: Total War completely to death, so there's that
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2013, 09:08:06 AM »
...which is why you want to keep your + count at 69...[1]


And thats the only non sexual thing I could think of...

the other sexual but non sexual in an abstract way is that section 69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 is about errr loving animals.[2]

You look like an animal lover  :D[3]
 1. There's a new Rome TW out BTW http://www.totalwar.com/en_gb/rome2/
 2. http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/69
 3. no, not in that way
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2013, 09:12:24 AM »
I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2013, 09:17:48 AM »
There actually IS a non-sexual reason, my zodiac sign is cancer ... which is a 69 on it's side.

Quote from: Mrjason on December 04, 2013, 09:08:06 AM
You look like an animal lover  :D[1]
 1. no, not in that way

When The Armenian Beast[2] was still active at vow.plit.dk he was notorious for the menagerie of critters that followed him around.
A rat with glowing eyes, a bat with a blonde-fetish, an epileptic goat, an acrocantosaurus called Dewi and loads of others.
They all lived in his beard which had Tardis-like properties. Many a wrestler got lost in there and disappeared for days or even weeks.

And, yeah, I know about the new Rome ... I'll probably pick it up when it's in the bargain bin ... I just can't dish out serious cash for a game, you know.
 2. the avatar guy
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2013, 09:18:50 AM »
Quote from: jdawg70 on December 04, 2013, 09:12:24 AM
I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>

What IS a negative Darwin, anyway? A Comfort?
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2013, 09:30:15 AM »
It looks like this?-

Great total, gonna take some licking to beat that (sorry!)

(Edit-Sorry, I meant 69 also looks like this symbol as well as your star sign)
« Last Edit: December 04, 2013, 10:00:24 AM by Jonny-UK »
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2013, 09:44:29 AM »
like this ...

https://www.google.be/search?q=cancer+zodiac+symbol&client=firefox-a&hs=UDF&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sT6fUqPLH4mUhQfS1oHQBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=710

Though ... admittedly ... this 'configuration' makes more anatomical sense than the 69 one ... but this is still not about sex ... noooooooooo.
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2013, 09:47:07 AM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 04, 2013, 09:18:50 AM
Quote from: jdawg70 on December 04, 2013, 09:12:24 AM
I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>

What IS a negative Darwin, anyway? A Comfort?
^^^I was going to +1 this, but, alas...
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2013, 11:21:00 AM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 04, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.

You can say it's the number of weapons in Metal Gear Solid 4.
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2013, 11:47:23 AM »
We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2013, 11:48:14 AM »
Quote from: Wasserbuffel on December 04, 2013, 11:47:23 AM
We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2013, 12:16:31 PM »
Quote from: Mrjason on December 04, 2013, 11:48:14 AM
I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

That might be interesting.  :)
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2013, 01:07:34 PM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 04, 2013, 08:36:41 AM
insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.
LXIX is just so much cooler than LXX
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2013, 01:48:34 PM »
Quote from: Wasserbuffel on December 04, 2013, 11:47:23 AM
We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

Challange accepted!
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2013, 01:46:56 AM »
Quote from: Mrjason on December 04, 2013, 11:48:14 AM
Quote from: Wasserbuffel on December 04, 2013, 11:47:23 AM
We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

How would two 69s work? I mean, how would you arrange the bodies? In a square formation? You'd never be able to properly reach the clitoris that way?
This is still not about sex in aaaaaany way, though.
This is like the visual paradox they presented the Borg with.
I can't make heads or tails of it! What? Wait ... humans with tails?! How would you fit those in a double 69?!!!! I can't ... take ... this!!! Brains ... hurting ... *splat*
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2013, 01:55:12 AM »
Quote from: Wasserbuffel on December 04, 2013, 12:16:31 PM
Quote from: Mrjason on December 04, 2013, 11:48:14 AM
I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

That might be interesting.  :)

I'll have you know that I will NOT be cleaning the skull fragments out of my keyboard, missy!

Hang on, I just died, how am I typing this?!
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2013, 02:49:36 AM »
You're going to kill me, right?

Be warned: I'm an asshole. It's what we do.

:P

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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2013, 03:39:35 AM »
The Darwin count of that first post is beginning to look like an Enchant Creature from Magic: The Gathering
"Soggy Noodle Carapace: Enchanted Creature gets +1/-2 If this reduces the toughness of the creature to less than one, stop playing the game and fix yourself a bowl of Ramen. "You have been touched by the FSM! But he did it on a monday. Which explains the soggyness." "
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2013, 09:14:40 AM »
I am sorry, I was trying to get the negative sixty nine...now that is all messed up, I wish I hadn't
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« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2013, 09:27:14 AM »
True, 69s can get messy at times. ;)
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2013, 12:37:42 PM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 04, 2013, 09:44:29 AM
like this ...

https://www.google.be/search?q=cancer+zodiac+symbol&client=firefox-a&hs=UDF&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sT6fUqPLH4mUhQfS1oHQBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=710

Though ... admittedly ... this 'configuration' makes more anatomical sense than the 69 one ... but this is still not about sex ... noooooooooo.

Some of these are way awesome.  Now I want to go get a tat.   ;D
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2013, 01:08:02 PM »
Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2013, 01:31:00 PM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 11, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"

Yeah, rational investigation exposes all other Astrological signs as hoaxes, but there's no cure for Cancer.
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Re: Nobody touch my Darwins!
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2013, 04:17:32 PM »
Quote from: Fiji on December 11, 2013, 01:08:02 PM
Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"

According to the charts I am -- born July 13 
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« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2013, 04:19:48 PM »
OOH, 99 can be just as fun as 69...   ;)
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« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2013, 02:00:15 AM »
^^ why do I suddenly feel like playing Spoonman?[1]

Quote from: LoriPinkAngel on December 11, 2013, 04:17:32 PM
According to the charts I am -- born July 13 

We're birthday buddies![2] (well one day removed)
 1. works for the title only though
 2. Come to think of it ... we already knew that!
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