Nobody touch my Darwins!

[Fiji]

+69

Let's keep it that way! Because ... erm ... insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.

[Mrjason]

+69

Let's keep it that way! Because ... it was the year of the four emperors culminating in the founding of the Flavian Dynasty which in turn inspired Tacitus to write Historiae in 100CE...and Fiji loves Rome

Good enough reason for me.

[Fiji]

well, I HAVE played Rome: Total War completely to death, so there's that

[Mrjason]

...which is why you want to keep your + count at 69...[1]


And thats the only non sexual thing I could think of...

the other sexual but non sexual in an abstract way is that section 69 of the Sexual Offences Act 2003 is about errr loving animals.[2]

You look like an animal lover  [3]

1.	There's a new Rome TW out BTW http://www.totalwar.com/en_gb/rome2/
2.	http://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2003/42/section/69
3.	no, not in that way

[jdawg70]

I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>

[Fiji]

There actually IS a non-sexual reason, my zodiac sign is cancer ... which is a 69 on it's side.

You look like an animal lover  [1]

1.	no, not in that way

When The Armenian Beast[2] was still active at vow.plit.dk he was notorious for the menagerie of critters that followed him around.
A rat with glowing eyes, a bat with a blonde-fetish, an epileptic goat, an acrocantosaurus called Dewi and loads of others.
They all lived in his beard which had Tardis-like properties. Many a wrestler got lost in there and disappeared for days or even weeks.

And, yeah, I know about the new Rome ... I'll probably pick it up when it's in the bargain bin ... I just can't dish out serious cash for a game, you know.

2.	the avatar guy

[Fiji]

I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>

What IS a negative Darwin, anyway? A Comfort?

[Jonny-UK]

It looks like this?-

Great total, gonna take some licking to beat that (sorry!)

(Edit-Sorry, I meant 69 also looks like this symbol as well as your star sign)

[Fiji]

like this ...

https://www.google.be/search?q=cancer+zodiac+symbol&client=firefox-a&hs=UDF&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sT6fUqPLH4mUhQfS1oHQBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=710

Though ... admittedly ... this 'configuration' makes more anatomical sense than the 69 one ... but this is still not about sex ... noooooooooo.

[jdawg70]

I notice that you make no case for not giving you negative darwins...<MANIACAL LAUGH>

What IS a negative Darwin, anyway? A Comfort?

^^^I was going to +1 this, but, alas...

[One Above All]

insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.

You can say it's the number of weapons in Metal Gear Solid 4.

[Wasserbuffel]

We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

[Mrjason]

We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

[Wasserbuffel]

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

That might be interesting. 

[Jonny-UK]

insert convoluted entirely non-sexual reason here.

LXIX is just so much cooler than LXX

[Hatter23]

We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

Challange accepted!

[Fiji]

We could all just give Fiji negative Darwins when we would otherwise give out a positive. Capping those at -69.

Symmetry!

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

How would two 69s work? I mean, how would you arrange the bodies? In a square formation? You'd never be able to properly reach the clitoris that way?
This is still not about sex in aaaaaany way, though.
This is like the visual paradox they presented the Borg with.
I can't make heads or tails of it! What? Wait ... humans with tails?! How would you fit those in a double 69?!!!! I can't ... take ... this!!! Brains ... hurting ... *splat*

[Fiji]

I think he would explode if he had two 69's on his profile

That might be interesting. 

I'll have you know that I will NOT be cleaning the skull fragments out of my keyboard, missy!

Hang on, I just died, how am I typing this?!

[Nam]

You're going to kill me, right?

Be warned: I'm an asshole. It's what we do.



-Nam

[Fiji]

The Darwin count of that first post is beginning to look like an Enchant Creature from Magic: The Gathering
"Soggy Noodle Carapace: Enchanted Creature gets +1/-2 If this reduces the toughness of the creature to less than one, stop playing the game and fix yourself a bowl of Ramen. "You have been touched by the FSM! But he did it on a monday. Which explains the soggyness." "

[Hatter23]

I am sorry, I was trying to get the negative sixty nine...now that is all messed up, I wish I hadn't

[Fiji]

True, 69s can get messy at times.

[LoriPinkAngel]

like this ...

https://www.google.be/search?q=cancer+zodiac+symbol&client=firefox-a&hs=UDF&rls=org.mozilla:nl:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=sT6fUqPLH4mUhQfS1oHQBw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=710

Though ... admittedly ... this 'configuration' makes more anatomical sense than the 69 one ... but this is still not about sex ... noooooooooo.

Some of these are way awesome.  Now I want to go get a tat.   

[Fiji]

Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"

[Hatter23]

Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"

Yeah, rational investigation exposes all other Astrological signs as hoaxes, but there's no cure for Cancer.

[LoriPinkAngel]

Only of you're a Cancer, though.
otoh, zodiac signs are entirely arbitrary anyway so ...
Hell, You could always go, "I'm a cancer at heart"

According to the charts I am -- born July 13 

[LoriPinkAngel]

OOH, 99 can be just as fun as 69...   

[Fiji]

^^ why do I suddenly feel like playing Spoonman?[1]

According to the charts I am -- born July 13 

We're birthday buddies![2] (well one day removed)

1.	works for the title only though
2.	Come to think of it ... we already knew that!