Must I remind you that you came here? Do you notice how we're not all hanging around together at some christian website, talking sh!t to them? No little man, we're here talking sh!t to each other. You're the one who crashed the party - where do you get off complaining about the entertainment?
You're a hypocrite.
I am still very surprised that websites like this even exist.
Of course you are.
It seems to be an awful lot of dedication to a God that doesn't exist.
I'm stunned that you can bring yourself to come back here every day.
Why aren't you out fighting off all those demons you see all around you that are doing so much harm in the world and leading so many people astray? Why are you wasting time here with us heathens? Shouldn't you be putting your god-given talents to better use, you ungrateful little theist?
Jesus hates liars, and I bet he's none to fond of lazy talent wasting people who are not properly expressing their eternal gratitude to their creator by using those talent for the betterment of all mankind. Time's a'wastin' junior, get your lazy butt in gear and go find a demon to wrestle or you're gonna find yourself frying in hell with the rest of us.
And you're a hypocrite. Mustn't overlook that. Jesus ain't a big fan of that either.