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Offline Nick

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Soul transplants?
« on: November 16, 2013, 02:34:22 PM »
Science has come up with all kinds of innovations.  Transplants is one example.  I'm surprised the religious have not kept up.  Why have we never heard of soul transplants?  Seems if you have a bad one, damaged one, or want to just sell yours... the church could buy it instead of the devil and give it to a deserving person...at a nominal fee of course. ;)
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Re: Soul transplants?
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2013, 02:44:59 PM »
Who would purchase a damaged soul? Is there a market for that sort of thing?

Also...if the church buys them and hands them out to deserving people, I gotta ask...what kind of person deserves a bad or damaged soul?
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Re: Soul transplants?
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »
Well, with some care and proper watering I'm sure they can be brought back to health.  Can they be that flimsy that they break easily?
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Re: Soul transplants?
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2013, 05:59:02 PM »
I'm already an organ donor - so why not a soul donor too :)

Where can I sign up for the soul bit?
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Re: Soul transplants?
« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2013, 06:24:06 PM »
Nice going William.  Just had your house flooded twice and you want to be a soul donor.

I can't because I can't be an organ donor.  I have given my body to science and they want the whole thing...organs and all so I'm guessing that  also means soul as well.
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Re: Soul transplants?
« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2013, 07:30:41 PM »
I have given my body to science and they want the whole thing...

So just before you kark it I suppose they'll have to say final goodbye and put you in a vacuum chamber or something that can suck up and trap your soul before it flies off into the sky :angel:
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