Funny how they have to make up their own problems when not enough real ones exist.
My guess is that men on the right have noticed that if they feed their wives and/or mistresses donuts, said females become lesbians. And they don't want the same thing happening to the poor little girl scouts.
There has to be some sort of backstory here. Idiots have limited imaginations. But I guess within those limits, there are still a lot of ways to be wrong.
The irony, of course, is that Oreo's and other commercially successful cookie brands, which are sold year round, tend to make people fat and prone to heart disease, etc. Which the right considers less harmful than lesbians. Because that isn't an issue for them.
A strange group.
Even though I'm on a frickin' diet, when the neighbor girls start selling them next time around I'll have to buy extra, just to irk the idiots. This is getting spend.