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It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2013, 09:02:26 PM »
Lori, many theists have been given grief from 'regulars' on this site for posing a link with no explanation. I don't subscribe to Facebook, so can you provide some background to go with your opening post?
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2013, 11:06:31 PM »
I don't know whether you are able to access the link.  The sexual connotations of his statements are hilarious and if he is so dense not to recognize it it's doubly hilarious.  I tried to post just picture instead of the link but I always get an error message.  I thought the idiocy of the caption was self-explanatory.
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It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2013, 09:23:54 AM »
For those who don't want to bother with the picture (it's just a picture of Joel Oswood's face, not that it meant anything to me), here's the caption:

"Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat.  Jesus comes first."

What is it with Christians and sex/sexual metaphors, anyway?

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2013, 10:20:49 AM »
lol... I was thinking the same thing before I read anything but the title - "what is it with xians and sexual imagery?"  Some psychological explanations...

I guess Joel was saying jeezus is a one minute man? Funny how satan always gets the upper hand, or maybe the last shot? :)

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2013, 10:52:58 AM »
What is it with Christians and sex/sexual metaphors, anyway?

They've been waiting for Jesus to come for 2,000 years.  They won't even allow the devil to come in the meantime.

Is it any wonder they're sexually frustrated?   ;)
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2013, 01:49:41 PM »
his teeth are so white I believe they would glow in the dark.  They are brighter than many car's headlights.  It's not natural.  I suspect he's had LEDs put in them.

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2013, 01:12:24 AM »
Jesus takes 2000 years to come? Sounds like the perfect sex partner!
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2013, 01:20:49 AM »
That guy always creeps me out.  Don't know what it is about him.  Something.
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2013, 08:13:59 AM »
That was funny. 

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2013, 10:04:14 AM »
For those who can't or don't want to clink on the link:


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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2013, 08:38:38 PM »
My first reaction to the image:
According to Cpt. Obvious: Theists think they know God, Atheists require evidence.

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2013, 10:24:56 PM »
For those who can't or don't want to clink on the link:


That is a face I could punch forever.
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2013, 11:18:11 PM »
That is a face I could punch forever.
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2013, 10:27:55 AM »
For those who can't or don't want to clink on the link:


That is a face I could punch forever.
Totally off-topic, but I have a confession to make, inspired by this ^^^.

Chip Fosse (the car guy, tv show is called  "Overhaulin'") comes across as being among the nicest people in the world - and there's something about him that makes me want to punch him in the face. Damned if I could tell anyone why, I have no idea what it is about the guy, but something about him inspires an urge to punch him. In the face. I even feel kind of bad about it - there's no reason for me to want to take a swing at the guy, but there's just something about his face...

I 'fessed up to my boyfriend, who is a much nicer person than I am by almost any measure, and he said he sometimes feels the same way about him with no clue what brings it on.

I understand the urge to punch Joel Osteen in the face, I really do. Chip Foose? Not so much, but it's still the case.  There's a picture in the sidebar here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chip_Foose    No idea why, still sorta wanna punch him...
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2013, 03:03:46 PM »
For those who can't or don't want to clink on the link:

Is that really a legit pic/caption?  I find it hard to believe that line is for real...

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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2013, 03:10:57 PM »




Heck yeah - Satan gets sloppy seconds - that'll teach him!
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Re: Joel O says let Jesus come 1st
« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2013, 03:40:56 PM »
What a cunt.
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