Happy 40th magicmiles-
despite being an Australian wanker.
And while you are a reasonable man,
Sin seems an unreasonable anchor.
But I Am that I Am,
and you are that you are,
yet you needn't worry about the burning thicket.
It's the fact that there's a special place in hell,
for people who enjoy watching cricket.
And if you wonder why ol’ God
didn't inseminate the Son in Brisbane like a surgeon,
It's ‘cause the poor sod couldn't seem to find
Three wise men or a virgin.