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Offline Nick

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Jesus on the run
« on: November 04, 2013, 02:29:19 PM »
Did anyone see the pic of Jesus running in the NY marathon this last weekend?  He had a diaper on, barefooted, and a big ass cross strapped to his back.  Pretty funny stuff.  What a way for bring in the 2nd coming. ;)
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Re: Jesus on the run
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2013, 02:55:50 PM »
First link I saw: http://www.christianpost.com/news/jesus-runs-new-york-marathon-with-cross-strapped-to-back-108009/

Now I'm after the funny stuff that's bound to be out there...
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Re: Jesus on the run
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2013, 03:07:15 PM »
 :laugh: Jesus walks on water and runs on pavement. Barefoot. Because Jesus. Puts all those other people in their fancy running outfits to shame.

And this one: Jesus ran the New York City Marathon today with his cross because he’s Jesus and he can do anything he wants on the Sabbath.


For great photos from the marathon, unrelated to Jesus, go here: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2486211/New-York-City-Marathon-year-Superstorm-Sandy.html

Back to giggles: Some people see Jesus Christ in their grilled cheese or windshield poop. Others see Him running through New York City’s five boroughs.

Ok, I'll stop now.

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Re: Jesus on the run
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2013, 03:15:37 PM »
Meh, I'm unimpressed.  He used to walk on water, now he runs on the pavements.  Big whoop.  The least he could've done is nail his hands to that cross on this back.
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Re: Jesus on the run
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2013, 03:16:34 PM »
I hope Jeezus doesn't take up triathlons - he'd get disqualified from the swim for having a floatation device.
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