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Josh McDowell [#2770]
« on: November 01, 2013, 06:04:49 AM »
He was just like you.
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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2013, 06:14:38 AM »
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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2013, 06:37:10 AM »
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Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter.
Josh McDowell
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So how come nobody noticed the risen Jesus was running around naked?

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The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position.
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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2013, 06:41:34 AM »
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For centuries many of the world's distinguished philosophers have assaulted Christianity as being irrational, superstitious and absurd.
Josh McDowell
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And ...  :? :? :?

Am I missing something?
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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2013, 07:52:51 AM »
It is very clear what the OP is trying to tell us.  Jesus was the 1st streaker.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2013, 10:02:49 AM »
The Brick Bible - New Testament[1]... depicts Lego jeezus as nude[2] in his immediate post-resurrection appearances.

Who knows, maybe jeezus didn't have a schmeckle?  Adam was apparently created without one - until after the fall when he needed it.
 1. As far as I'm concerned, the most accurate Bible out there
 2. well, as nude as an anatomically incorrect Lego minifig can be
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Re: Josh McDowell [#2770]
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »
This one sucks.

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This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.