I don't think you get anywhere playing word games with them. They are too well indoctrinated to counter all the weak points.
Go with all the goodies:
God created the sun on day 4, and there is water above the sun.
God got scared by some people who built a brick tower
Rainbows didn't exist prior to God's promise
Noah could curse Ham, because he did Satanic Voodoo
Point out the schizophrenia between Elohim and Yahweh, and the way the OT was constructed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Documentary_hypothesis
Job wanted to go to sheol, to escape God, because hell hadn't been invented when they wrote Job. When they did invent hell, in 1 Enoch, they deleted the book, because it was crap that said the sun and winds came out of a box.
The KJV selectively translates hell or sheol or grave, depending on what they are lying about.
Jesus claims to be Lucifer in Rev 22:16
Augustine and Origen thought that people who believed things in Genesis were retards http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegorical_interpretations_of_Genesis#Days_of_creation
The NT consistently mistranslates Aeonian as eternal.
Exodus offers a money back guarantee for pedophiles http://www.thebricktestament.com/the_law/slavery/ex21_07a.html
There is no law in the OT that says a married man can't rape a divorced or widowed woman (AFAIK)
Matt 5:19 says that Paul will go to hell.
The first half of Leviticus says that God likes to hang around in the temple and sniff burning animals.
John never heard of "Love thy neighbour"
... can anyone think of some more golden oldies?