"Religion is a belief in something. Atheists believe in nothing. Nothing is their god. Atheists have a leader, and his name is Darwin. They follow his tenet of Evolution, which states everything came from nothing--their god. Atheists have scripture, it's written by their angel Dawkins. They have other angels: Hitchens, Hawking, etc., but they are minor to Dawkins. See, Darwin is like their Saviour, the one who took them out of the light and into darkness: nothing--their god. Atheism is a religion."
Something like that, I am sure.