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Demon-possessed dog attacks churchgoers!
« on: October 27, 2013, 02:08:59 PM »
Actually not really. ;)
http://seattletimes.com/html/picturethis/2021929219_blessingoftheanimals.html

But I loved this photo of a doggie with the bumper sticker face that says Way too stressed and completely unimpressed with being blessed. The dog is all like, "Bless this, you dress-wearing funny-smelling a$$hole! And hand over that tasty-looking little hamster so maybe I don't have to bite you. Grrrr." >:(

The "blessing of animals" is one of the cooler things churches do. The whole St. Francis thing.  Not the blessing part so much, but the celebrating the relationship between humans and animals part. If they only stuck to stuff like that and stopped telling people how to live.  My [non-believing but not quite atheist] sister has taken her two cats to her local animal shelter's "blessing of the animals" event.  :)
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Re: Demon-possessed dog attacks churchgoers!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2013, 02:10:25 PM »
Demon teeth!

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Re: Demon-possessed dog attacks churchgoers!
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2013, 02:58:07 PM »
Wow, I did not know they let the animals into church.  I thought it would be after mass outside or in a hall.  Bet that place sounded worse than when crying babies are on the loose.
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Re: Demon-possessed dog attacks churchgoers!
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2013, 03:10:40 PM »
Do some churches think that animals have souls? Do they go to a heaven?
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Re: Demon-possessed dog attacks churchgoers!
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2013, 05:07:13 PM »
Dogs, but not cats. ;)
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