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there are oceans of words aged in prayer,against geometric lines, and cloudbeaten skies;credulous allure—slowly captivated in hearts fair—trees and flowers bloomed in grace upon one's eyes.
1. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.3. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.5. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.6. Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.7. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.8. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.9. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.10. We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.11. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.12. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.13. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.14. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.15. Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.16. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.17. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.18. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.19. My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.20. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.21. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…22. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..23. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.24. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.25. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
Pilot's post-flight maintenance issues report: "Autopilot landing rough - check calibrations please."Maintenance report: "Autopilot landing not fitted on this model."
Back in my theistic days, I read a bible story to my daghter that mentioned pillars... I asked if she knew what pillars were. She said, "Yes, that's what you put your head on at night when you sleep."