I hardly know what to say......this is.......hilarious and so sad at the same time.
Woo vs. Woo.
I think the sentence that stood out most to me was this one:"In the course of the investigation, police determined that Fatima’s fortune-teller license had expired more than a year earlier and forced the studio to close."
Fortune-teller license? Really?
I had to look twice at the source of the article to ensure it wasn't something from "The Onion."