I suppose an equivalent of 'so you think you can dance' exists in the UK and the US, right? Sort of a 'got talent' thingy but with only dancing.
Right, it used to be mockery TV as we call it. Well, the first round anyway. People who danced worse than ... well, me, really, but thought themselves the bee's wax. And we'd all have a good laugh and that was it.
The last two seasons of the show, only tended to focus on the talented dancers, though the occasional rank amature did still make it onto the screen.
This year there was this girl ... three inch tall cross earrings ... a bible among her dance paraphernalia ... praying several times ... praying extra hard when she was aware the camera was near ... the works.
Just before her audition, she prays an extra showy prayer, camera right in her face, that god would pleasepleaseplease grant her a good audition.
She, for course, stank to high ... well ... heavens, I suppose.
And she just couldn't figure out what she'd done wrong.
My daughter, still nominally a catholic, burst out laughing and said, "as if gods
would have time for that!