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Offline mrbiscoop

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Oooops, yet again.
« on: October 02, 2013, 09:05:38 PM »
   God sure does hate his followers that are riding in church vehicles. Seems to be a pattern.
So you're gonna go out there, drink your drink, say "Goodnight, I've had a very lovely evening", go home, jerk off. And that's all you're gonna do.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 10:26:36 PM »
All part of His plan.  They were probably singing rapture songs as the "accident" (act of God) happened.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 07:50:54 AM »
Gradual Rapture.  Not the Punctuated one many fundies assumed.  Instead of taking all the good, worthy xians all in one event, he's taking them a bus load at a time.  More of an evolutionary thing.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 07:58:52 AM »
Maybe they weren't true Christians and god removed his hand of protection.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 08:50:32 AM »
I heard that on the news and thought the same thing.

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