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Oooops, yet again.
« on: October 02, 2013, 09:05:38 PM »
   God sure does hate his followers that are riding in church vehicles. Seems to be a pattern.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2013, 10:26:36 PM »
All part of His plan.  They were probably singing rapture songs as the "accident" (act of God) happened.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 07:50:54 AM »
Gradual Rapture.  Not the Punctuated one many fundies assumed.  Instead of taking all the good, worthy xians all in one event, he's taking them a bus load at a time.  More of an evolutionary thing.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 07:58:52 AM »
Maybe they weren't true Christians and god removed his hand of protection.
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Re: Oooops, yet again.
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 08:50:32 AM »
I heard that on the news and thought the same thing.

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