Your "Proving That The Bible Is Repulsive" video [#2761]

[pianodwarf]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

[Hatter23]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

What part of "must be put to death" is difficult to interpret?

[Nick]

I guess we were lacking the magic decoder ring again.

[shnozzola]

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

You are welcome to become a member, to debate the ten commandments and what they mean. 

[Chronos]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

The Ten Commandments are not just Ten and whose commandments are they?




By the way, the Ten Commandments are meaningless since there is no god.

[jetson]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

The author of the video no longer participates in these discussions, but you are welcome to join the forum and help us understand what the Ten Commandments actually mean.  Keep in mind though, that the site is generally atheists who no longer believe there is a god or gods.

[Nam]

I guess we were lacking the magic decoder ring again.

Oh, I thought that was a candy ring. I ate that. So sorry.

-Nam

[neopagan]

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

Should we really extend an offer to join the forum if going to "cussing (sic) and name calling" is their default position?

[William]

... but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

Huh?  We can't leave that just floating there all unsupported - so what exactly do they mean?
And where do we go to find out .... obviously not the Bible 

[Irish]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

...the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

Then... what do they mean?  I mean some of them like "thou shalt not kill" and "thou shalt not steal" are pretty cut-and-dry.

[Foxy Freedom]

You have not stated whether you are talking about the first version of the Ten Commandments or the different second version of the Ten Commandments.

[One Above All]

Then... what do they mean?  I mean some of them like "thou shalt not kill" and "thou shalt not steal" are pretty cut-and-dry.

You'd think so, but you're wrong. Theists can twist even the simplest of sentences to suit their own SPAG.

Anyway, Mr./Ms./Mrs. #2761, there's a very simple way to prove the Bible is repulsive: just read it. And I mean all of it; not just the bits you hear about in church. After you do that, the next step is finding who/what to worship is simple. You can choose the almighty jug of milk, which will answer any and all prayers with either "yes", "no", or "wait", or you can worship Me. I do something no other god in existence did, does, or will do: I will interact with you (during specific hours of the day). That said, I do answer most prayers with "no". It's a trade-off you might want to consider.

[screwtape]

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

okay.  What do they mean and how do you support your position?

[neopagan]

I can say with full confidence I have obeyed the command not to boil a goat in its mother's milk.  Were it not for that commandment, well... I don't know what I would have done - maybe gone off all crazy boiling goats in milk like a madman.  Or, YHWH forbid, I might have looked for a sneaky exception, like boiling it in cow's milk (because everyone knows how great an idea boiling milk is).

[Mrjason]

I can say with full confidence I have obeyed the command not to boil a goat in its mother's milk.  Were it not for that commandment, well... I don't know what I would have done - maybe gone off all crazy boiling goats in milk like a madman.  Or, YHWH forbid, I might have looked for a sneaky exception, like boiling it in cow's milk (because everyone knows how great an idea boiling milk is).

Sinner! Go straight to the devourer, do not pass Maat and collect 200 ovaltine.

[Angus and Alexis]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

Where does one obtain this decoder ring?...
I have checked Ebay and The pirate bay to no luck.
Care to tell?

[Hatter23]

Hello. About your video, http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vkXOwBIRX7Y

And I'm not trying to be rude, or say my beliefs are superior to yours, so this won't turn into cussing and name calling, but the ten commandments don't mean the things in that video; not in that way.

Where does one obtain this decoder ring?...
I have checked Ebay and The pirate bay to no luck.
Care to tell?

It requires a lot of Ovaltine proof of purchase labels.

[Angus and Alexis]

It requires a lot of Ovaltine proof of purchase labels.

Ovaltine?
Like the drink?
I love that stuff, why haven't i gotten my ring?...*sobs in corner*.

[Hatter23]

It requires a lot of Ovaltine proof of purchase labels.

Ovaltine?
Like the drink?
I love that stuff, why haven't i gotten my ring?...*sobs in corner*.

Well I think it works for Little Orphan Annie, and Little Virgin Birth Jesus alike.

[Angus and Alexis]

Well I think it works for Little Orphan Annie, and Little Virgin Birth Jesus alike.

*does quick google on ovaltone decoder rings*

Maybe i am not One true christian^TM, so god has smited me? 9_9

[Nam]

It requires a lot of Ovaltine proof of purchase labels.

Ovaltine?
Like the drink?
I love that stuff, why haven't i gotten my ring?...*sobs in corner*.

I got a cock ring you can borrow. You might want to wash it first. Just sayin'.

-Nam

[Angus and Alexis]

I got a cock ring you can borrow. You might want to wash it first. Just sayin'.

-Nam

Ick, I saw one of those on one of the topics here when i was lurking...

[Hatter23]

It requires a lot of Ovaltine proof of purchase labels.

Ovaltine?
Like the drink?
I love that stuff, why haven't i gotten my ring?...*sobs in corner*.

I got a cock ring you can borrow. You might want to wash it first. Just sayin'.

-Nam

Use Lifebuoy soap

[screwtape]

Let's please keep our bed-toys to ourselves.  This aint that kind of site.  Thanks. 

[screwtape]

Maybe i am not One true christian^TM, so god has smited me? 9_9

Not smited, smote.
Always remember Gandalf in the Two Towers: "I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside."

tense conjugation for smite:
http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/smite.html

[Angus and Alexis]

Not smited, smote.
Always remember Gandalf in the Two Towers: "I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside."

tense conjugation for smite:
http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/smite.html

Grammar nazi?

Heil Screwtape!
Mein fuhrer, I am sorry!

[screwtape]

Grammar nazi?

Heil Screwtape!
Mein fuhrer, I am sorry!

No.  Many people have a hard time with conjugating smite.  Not trying to give anyone a hard time.  Just trying to help you become a more literate person.   

Please don't confuse my smites for your bad posts as me having a grudge against you.  They were simply feedback for you to hopefully improve. 

[Hatter23]

Not smited, smote.
Always remember Gandalf in the Two Towers: "I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin on the mountainside."

tense conjugation for smite:
http://www.verbix.com/webverbix/English/smite.html

Grammar nazi?

Heil Screwtape!
Mein fuhrer, I am sorry!

Nah.  He didn't berate you or condemn you for not maintaining the strictest grammar. He just corrected you. As such, not so much Grammar Nazi as Grammar Agent of the Weimar Republic.

[Angus and Alexis]

No.  Many people have a hard time with conjugating smite.  Not trying to give anyone a hard time.  Just trying to help you become a more literate person.   

Please don't confuse my smites for your bad posts as me having a grudge against you.  They were simply feedback for you to hopefully improve.

Nein, mein Führer verdient meinen respekt.