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Offline Crowbar

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Hi Any Apotemnophiliacs here?
« on: September 28, 2013, 04:07:34 AM »
I thought this site was code for something else but I see it's full of atheists and Christians banging heads LOL. I'll get in the middle and let you slice me. Rock on!
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God is a big hairy meanie with zits, bad breath and alopecia therefor God does not exist, NO WAY especially the big old, old ancient desert   bible god, coz he kills innocent baby lambs and white fur seals on the Sabbath. Atheism 101

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Re: Hi Any Apotemnophiliacs here?
« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2013, 08:09:32 AM »
Yes, you are correct, Crowbar - this site is secretly the salamander forum.    It has nothing to do with sex and amputees.  After 100 posts the real site opens up where we discuss.  I shouldn't be telling you this, I may disappear, but the site has nothing to do with god.

http://www.discoverlife.org/mp/20q?guide=Salamanders

Here's a taste - Ambystoma cingulatum, the flatwoods salamander, has been discovered on Easter Island on top of a statue.  There are thoughts that .............  well, that's enough for now.  Some of the best minds in the world are here discussing the possibilities.
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Re: Hi Any Apotemnophiliacs here?
« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2013, 12:00:15 PM »
^YOU WILL PAY DEARLY FOR GIVING AWAY OUR SECRETS!

or not, I don't know.

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Re: Hi Any Apotemnophiliacs here?
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2013, 11:45:09 AM »
Here's a taste - Ambystoma cingulatum, the flatwoods salamander, has been discovered on Easter Island on top of a statue.  There are thoughts that .............  well, that's enough for now.  Some of the best minds in the world are here discussing the possibilities.

Ahem... I thought Screwtape told you that it was Ambystoma maculatum. And it wasn't Easter Island, it was Christmas Island and it wasn't a statue, it was a tree and it wasn't on top, it was halfway up. Apart from that the story's true.
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