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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2013, 02:28:52 PM »
^^^ Remind me never to bore you...   ;)

Well, the boar was technically already dead when I hit it so...

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2013, 05:45:29 PM »
^^^ Remind me never to bore you...   ;)

Well, the boar was technically already dead when I hit it so...

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You hit John Boner?
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2013, 05:49:07 PM »
Yeah, what of it?

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2013, 07:59:31 PM »
How did you get all that nasty orange spray tan off your truck?
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2013, 08:24:15 PM »
How did you get all that nasty orange spray tan off your truck?

Painted over it, duh.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2013, 08:35:47 PM »
Me: Do you know anything about birds?

Lady: A little bit.

Me: (Holding my hand in front of my crouch) I was just wondering if you'd take this for a swallow?

Sorry, all this bird talk made me think dirty. 
When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
You're a sick, sick person. Seek help.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2013, 10:58:56 PM »
Me: Do you know anything about birds?

Lady: A little bit.

Me: (Holding my hand in front of my crouch) I was just wondering if you'd take this for a swallow?

Sorry, all this bird talk made me think dirty.

I'll take it for a swallow right after you pretend it's an ostrich and bury its head in the sand..... :angel:
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2013, 10:07:26 PM »

I'll take it for a swallow right after you pretend it's an ostrich and bury its head in the sand..... :angel:

OH MAMA, I love when you talk dirty....

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2013, 12:08:53 PM »
Now, now...this is a PG topic...I think...

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A god is like a rock: it does absolutely nothing until someone or something forces it to do something. The only capability the rock has is doing nothing until another force compels it physically to move.

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously - Humphrey