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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #29 on: September 27, 2013, 02:28:52 PM »
^^^ Remind me never to bore you...   ;)

Well, the boar was technically already dead when I hit it so...

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #30 on: September 27, 2013, 05:45:29 PM »
^^^ Remind me never to bore you...   ;)

Well, the boar was technically already dead when I hit it so...

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #31 on: September 27, 2013, 05:49:07 PM »
Yeah, what of it?

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #32 on: September 27, 2013, 07:59:31 PM »
How did you get all that nasty orange spray tan off your truck?
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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #33 on: September 27, 2013, 08:24:15 PM »
How did you get all that nasty orange spray tan off your truck?

Painted over it, duh.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2013, 08:35:47 PM »
Me: Do you know anything about birds?

Lady: A little bit.

Me: (Holding my hand in front of my crouch) I was just wondering if you'd take this for a swallow?

Sorry, all this bird talk made me think dirty. 
The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #35 on: September 27, 2013, 08:56:22 PM »
You're a sick, sick person. Seek help.

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #36 on: September 27, 2013, 10:58:56 PM »
Me: Do you know anything about birds?

Lady: A little bit.

Me: (Holding my hand in front of my crouch) I was just wondering if you'd take this for a swallow?

Sorry, all this bird talk made me think dirty.

I'll take it for a swallow right after you pretend it's an ostrich and bury its head in the sand..... :angel:
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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2013, 10:07:26 PM »

I'll take it for a swallow right after you pretend it's an ostrich and bury its head in the sand..... :angel:

OH MAMA, I love when you talk dirty....

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Re: I Hit a Turkey Vulture This Morning
« Reply #38 on: September 29, 2013, 12:08:53 PM »
Now, now...this is a PG topic...I think...

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