Author Topic: I don't wanna go to heaven!!  (Read 1970 times)

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Offline jdawg70

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Re: I don't wanna go to heaven!!
« Reply #58 on: September 24, 2013, 03:35:48 PM »
My born-again christian aunt says she worries all the time about how when she (inevitably) reaches heaven, I'll be burning in hell. She realises I'm a nice person and it pains her to think that just because I'm atheist I'm gonna fry.

I dunno about anyone else, but if I were a christian with family that I loved who were atheist, that sort of thing would really keep me up at night.
If you were a True ChristianTM, you'd have ditched that family you loved.
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