at least they turn up in person to nail your wife.
Judge: Yahweh Almighty, you stand accused of rape.What do you have to say for yourself.
Yahweh: It was consentual!
Judge: She was 13 at the time! She can't give consent!
Yahweh: Erm ... oooh, I know, it wasn't me, it was my spirit that did it.
Judge: Mr. Almighty, we all give nicknames to our genitals. I get it, they often seem to have a mind of their own. But you're still the one wielding it!
Maybe even bribe your way out.
Yeah, but if you're a twin, all you get is some lousy timesharing.