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Offline Nick

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Do,do,do,do,do,do
« on: September 16, 2013, 07:25:26 AM »
Last Friday (Friday the 13th) I wrote a check at Menard's.  When I looked at the # on the check it was 6666.  After that the stray black cat that comes to the door each day for scraps has disappeared.  Now you tell me there is no God/Devil.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 08:46:35 AM »
Rather than jump to conclusions, I'd wait until you write check #66666 and see if you're still stuck typing the word "do" over and over. If you are, that was a bad day indeed!
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 08:48:51 AM »
I didn't win the lottery this week.  There was a 1 in 14 million chance of me not winning it in that particular way.  God exists, and he picked just those wrong numbers to spite me.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 09:21:55 AM »
I actually had a fundie friend who would not use a check #666... or anything that popped up with that number.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 11:46:16 AM »
Standing behind a woman in line at cashier (supermarket) and her total came to $6.66, she shook, muttered and quickly reached for a pack of gum and had the cashier add it to her order.  Idiots......

Another time I was going to receive that amount change from a purchase and the cashier asked me if I was OK with that? Idiots..........
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 12:05:59 PM »
Standing behind a woman in line at cashier (supermarket) and her total came to $6.66, she shook, muttered and quickly reached for a pack of gum and had the cashier add it to her order.  Idiots......

Another time I was going to receive that amount change from a purchase and the cashier asked me if I was OK with that? Idiots..........
You should have said, NO...give me ten bucks.
Yo, put that in your pipe and smoke it.  Quit ragging on my Lord.

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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 12:18:03 PM »
Last Friday (Friday the 13th) I wrote a check at Menard's.  When I looked at the # on the check it was 6666.  After that the stray black cat that comes to the door each day for scraps has disappeared.  Now you tell me there is no God/Devil.

Too bad it wasn't at Wal Mart, then it would have been perfect.  :)

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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 09:44:15 PM »
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 09:45:57 PM »
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
Hey, I'm still trying to figure out the VCR.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 10:40:25 PM »
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
Hey, I'm still trying to figure out the VCR.

My truck has a VCR in it. Still haven't replaced it with a DVD player.

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