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Offline Nick

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Do,do,do,do,do,do
« on: September 16, 2013, 07:25:26 AM »
Last Friday (Friday the 13th) I wrote a check at Menard's.  When I looked at the # on the check it was 6666.  After that the stray black cat that comes to the door each day for scraps has disappeared.  Now you tell me there is no God/Devil.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2013, 08:46:35 AM »
Rather than jump to conclusions, I'd wait until you write check #66666 and see if you're still stuck typing the word "do" over and over. If you are, that was a bad day indeed!
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2013, 08:48:51 AM »
I didn't win the lottery this week.  There was a 1 in 14 million chance of me not winning it in that particular way.  God exists, and he picked just those wrong numbers to spite me.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2013, 09:21:55 AM »
I actually had a fundie friend who would not use a check #666... or anything that popped up with that number.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2013, 11:46:16 AM »
Standing behind a woman in line at cashier (supermarket) and her total came to $6.66, she shook, muttered and quickly reached for a pack of gum and had the cashier add it to her order.  Idiots......

Another time I was going to receive that amount change from a purchase and the cashier asked me if I was OK with that? Idiots..........
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2013, 12:05:59 PM »
Quote from: stuffin on September 16, 2013, 11:46:16 AM
Standing behind a woman in line at cashier (supermarket) and her total came to $6.66, she shook, muttered and quickly reached for a pack of gum and had the cashier add it to her order.  Idiots......

Another time I was going to receive that amount change from a purchase and the cashier asked me if I was OK with that? Idiots..........
You should have said, NO...give me ten bucks.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2013, 12:18:03 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2013, 07:25:26 AM
Last Friday (Friday the 13th) I wrote a check at Menard's.  When I looked at the # on the check it was 6666.  After that the stray black cat that comes to the door each day for scraps has disappeared.  Now you tell me there is no God/Devil.

Too bad it wasn't at Wal Mart, then it would have been perfect.  :)
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2013, 09:44:15 PM »
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2013, 09:45:57 PM »
Quote from: mrbiscoop on September 16, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
Hey, I'm still trying to figure out the VCR.
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Re: Do,do,do,do,do,do
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2013, 10:40:25 PM »
Quote from: Nick on September 16, 2013, 09:45:57 PM
Quote from: mrbiscoop on September 16, 2013, 09:44:15 PM
Checks, I thought they went out with the '90's.
Hey, I'm still trying to figure out the VCR.

My truck has a VCR in it. Still haven't replaced it with a DVD player.

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