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The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:08:59 PM »
Apologies if this has been posted before.

It's one of the reasons I'm an atheist today.  I decided to take my religion seriously, and that's when it started to fall apart for me.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 08:52:18 PM »
It has been posted before - but it's still cracks me up.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 09:05:32 PM »
If they both answer correctly, shouldn't their scores be the same?

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This thread is about lab-grown dicks, not some mincy, old, British poof of an actor. 

Let's get back on topic, please.


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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2013, 09:51:20 AM »
If they both answer correctly, shouldn't their scores be the same?

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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2013, 05:14:50 AM »
Atheists work in devious little ways  :police:
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2013, 01:22:54 AM »
love that clip... we should crowbar it into the monthly rotation.  &)
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2013, 03:27:12 AM »
love that clip... we should crowbar it into the monthly rotation.  &)
Nah, just corwbar it.

I think my time is done here, my posts are being deleeted.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2013, 08:53:13 AM »
^^^^ I call this early evolutionary progress... early evidence of emerging critical thinking skills.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2013, 09:09:40 AM »
I think my time is done here, my posts are being deleeted.

Given your behavior in the ones that have not been deleted, I'd say that the mods have shown considerable lenience. It's simple. Make your specific arguments, and we'll engage you in discussion about them. You should expect them to be picked apart ruthlessly, and you can do likewise with any counter arguments. That's how rational discussion works.

But if you're just here to vent your hate, your welcome will wear out very quickly, and you won't convince anyone of anything other than your own ill character.


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How long do you think an atheist would last in a Christian forum if he went in slinging insults as you've done here? And do you think they'd not be justified for booting the bastard out? When you go in on the attack, you can't credibly claim persecution when taken to task for it.

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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2013, 09:24:49 AM »
Gotta love the contextual ads ...

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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2013, 09:26:01 PM »
Ha!  Just like the Mormons handing out copies of the Book of Mormon at the show, "The Book of Mormon"
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2013, 03:44:14 AM »
Gotta love the contextual ads ...

I have adblock plus, so i don't have to watch them anymore xD.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2013, 03:28:17 PM »
love that clip... we should crowbar it into the monthly rotation.  &)
Nah, just corwbar it.

I think my time is done here, my posts are being deleeted.


I'm glad b/c if you have nothing to contribute to the discussion (such as sound reasoning and being intellectually honesty) then you should leave or be banned.
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2013, 03:29:46 PM »
Atheists work in devious little ways  :police:


Another meaningless blanket statement by a zealot with a presupposition, an agenda, and an axe to grind. Pschhhhhh...
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2013, 03:48:11 PM »

I think my time is done here, my posts are being deleeted.


I'm glad b/c if you have nothing to contribute to the discussion (such as sound reasoning and being intellectual honesty) then you should leave or be banned.

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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #15 on: November 12, 2013, 07:22:03 PM »
This video is genius :laugh:
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #16 on: November 12, 2013, 08:33:55 PM »
This video is genius :laugh:

Everything by NonStampCollector is genius!

I've always enjoyed this video:

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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #17 on: November 12, 2013, 09:08:01 PM »
His Noah's ark videos almost single-handedly pounded the final nail into the gopherwood coffin of my former belief in god.  Love me some NSC
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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #18 on: November 13, 2013, 12:56:18 PM »
His Noah's ark videos almost single-handedly pounded the final nail into the gopherwood coffin of my former belief in god.  Love me some NSC

I love this videos! Poor Noah went through a lot of stress gathering the animals and bugs for the ark. Ha, no wonder he became an alcoholic afterwards. (as NSC said in those vids)



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Re: The Bible Contradiction Game Show!
« Reply #19 on: November 13, 2013, 01:05:22 PM »
His Noah's ark videos almost single-handedly pounded the final nail into the gopherwood coffin of my former belief in god.  Love me some NSC

I love this videos! Poor Noah went through a lot of stress gathering the animals and bugs for the ark. Ha, no wonder he became an alcoholic afterwards. (as NSC said in those vids)

I saw a video where NSC discussed the making of that partcular video, and he said it took him longer than usual becasue of the voice he had to use with Noah screaming and ranting so much.  I guess it was rough on the old vocal chords! 
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