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List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« on: September 08, 2013, 07:23:50 AM »
Have we got a list anywhere of diseases, illnesses or afflictions that prayer cannot cure? Such as Down's Syndrome, limbless, etc?
Matthew 10:22 "and you will be hated by all for my name’s sake. But the one who endures to the end will be saved." - An example of a clearly demonstrably false biblical 'prophesy'.

The biblical myth of a 6000 year old Earth is proven false by the Gaia satellite directly measuring star age.

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2013, 07:29:50 AM »
Lists of diseasesWiki.
Serious post.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2013, 07:58:01 AM »
Yeah, I know it cures nothing, but I'm looking for a list that theists have no option but to accept, Down's Syndrome for example
Matthew 10:22 "and you will be hated by all for my name’s sake. But the one who endures to the end will be saved." - An example of a clearly demonstrably false biblical 'prophesy'.

The biblical myth of a 6000 year old Earth is proven false by the Gaia satellite directly measuring star age.

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2013, 07:58:55 AM »
Microcephaly  :blank:
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2013, 08:03:21 AM »
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2013, 08:06:08 AM »
Ostrich foot:

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2013, 08:30:22 AM »
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2013, 12:27:03 PM »
Those are vampires.  They don't need cured.  They are already dead.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2013, 12:56:43 PM »
Yeah, I know it cures nothing, but I'm looking for a list that theists have no option but to accept, Down's Syndrome for example

Ah. Then none. Theists will always have some excuse ready in case prayer fails (which is all the time, save for coincidences, where, to theists, it appears to work).
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2013, 08:03:05 PM »
All diseases can be cured by prayer except all diseases that actually can't which are all diseases.

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2013, 03:49:04 AM »
My left eye.  Its got nerve damage which ain't going to heal itself.

Every time a believer comes here saying his prayers heal people, I invite them to heal my eye.  So far their score is zero.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2013, 10:32:40 AM »
My left eye.  Its got nerve damage which ain't going to heal itself.

Every time a believer comes here saying his prayers heal people, I invite them to heal my eye.  So far their score is zero.

Ahhh, but eye damage can be healed by prayer because people can't see the damage.  Blindness can be psychological, it can be caused by tempory inflamation of the brain or a lie.   It is easy to make the claim that you were healed with no outward facing evidence. 

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2013, 09:50:25 PM »
Have we got a list anywhere of diseases, illnesses or afflictions that prayer cannot cure?

All of them.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2013, 08:42:45 AM »
My left eye.  Its got nerve damage which ain't going to heal itself.

Every time a believer comes here saying his prayers heal people, I invite them to heal my eye.  So far their score is zero.

Ahhh, but eye damage can be healed by prayer because people can't see the damage.  Blindness can be psychological, it can be caused by tempory inflamation of the brain or a lie.   It is easy to make the claim that you were healed with no outward facing evidence.

I know mine isn't psychological - I've seen the photo enlargements that compare it to my healthy eye.  But you're correct - I would not accept a healing like my eye being healed in someone else as evidence that prayer works. 

However, I would absolutely accept it as evidence if my eye suddenly healed itself - that is the point I put to all the theists who come here saying "I pray, and healings happen!".  I'm asking them to demonstrate that talent or gift in a situation where no coincidence or natural process is possible.....and they all fade away as soon as I do so.
Just because you've always done it that way doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2013, 10:36:49 AM »
My father was diagnosed with Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig's disease) back in the early 90's.  When he was first diagnosed the doctor told him he would probably die within a few years if not before.  Since then I've personally seen many friends and family, numerous ministers, a Catholic priest, and a congregation of Pentecostals who anointed him with oil, all pray for him to be cured.  He's also told me of other friends that have prayed with him to be cured and feel God's love.  Even though he has made it well beyond the few years he was told he would live, he still continues to show the signs that the disease is still progressing. He's constantly tired, his left arm twitches a lot, and he's been starting to get a limp.  I told him once to find a new god to pray to to see if that one would cure him, but he just laughed. 
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2013, 11:23:40 AM »
My father was diagnosed with Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (Lou Gehrig's disease) back in the early 90's.  When he was first diagnosed the doctor told him he would probably die within a few years if not before.  Since then I've personally seen many friends and family, numerous ministers, a Catholic priest, and a congregation of Pentecostals who anointed him with oil, all pray for him to be cured.  He's also told me of other friends that have prayed with him to be cured and feel God's love.  Even though he has made it well beyond the few years he was told he would live, he still continues to show the signs that the disease is still progressing. He's constantly tired, his left arm twitches a lot, and he's been starting to get a limp.  I told him once to find a new god to pray to to see if that one would cure him, but he just laughed.

what an aweful disease...  Who came up with the idea for ALS?

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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2013, 02:38:31 PM »
My left eye.  Its got nerve damage which ain't going to heal itself.

Every time a believer comes here saying his prayers heal people, I invite them to heal my eye.  So far their score is zero.

Hah!  Prayer, my eye!!  :-)
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2013, 02:39:48 PM »
Have we got a list anywhere of diseases, illnesses or afflictions that prayer cannot cure?

All of them.

Too late, Star Stuff. Check the first reply to this thread.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2013, 06:01:18 PM »
Prayer doesn't cure stupidity (in fact, it exacerbates it...)
It's one of the reasons I'm an atheist today.  I decided to take my religion seriously, and that's when it started to fall apart for me.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2013, 04:10:31 PM »
Religion itself is a pretty nasty infection. It makes people delusional, disables the logic circuits in the brain and can cause the host to actively try to infect other victims.
Prayer seems to feed this condition rather than cure it.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2013, 04:37:40 PM »
Prayer does cure one particular illness, and rather effectively to boot.  I believe that the technical term for it is FeellikeIshoulddosomethingtohelpanddonotfeellikeactuallydoinganythingbutwanttofeellikeIdid-itis.
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Re: List of Illnesses Prayer Cannot Cure
« Reply #22 on: September 24, 2013, 01:49:46 AM »
Wow, I'd never heard of ostrich foot before. That's definitely an odd one.  :o

I'd love it if someone could pray away my toenail fungus. Do that and I'm a believer. Decades of this damned stuff. The only thing that came close was meds, which required regular blood tests to ensure that my liver wasn't getting damaged. After a year I had clear nails, until we stopped the meds. Within a few short months it was growing back. Actually, chemo seemed to help it a little bit, but now its seemingly worse than ever. Grrrrr.

So, those of you who believe in spontaneous cures, please get on with it. I will be eternally grateful.  ;)
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