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Offline Lectus

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Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« on: October 30, 2013, 02:42:04 PM »
This is your chance to prove your God is real.

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Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.
Luke 10:19
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Re: Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 02:51:40 PM »
You're taking that line out of context. If only you could open your heart to Jesus you'd see that he loves you. We are all sinners, and it is Satan that makes you read the book that way. Because you don't love God and you have pushed Him away, that allows Satan to mislead you. Satan places disinformation in front of you, in every part of your life; a slogan on an advertising board, some text on the wall behind a character of your favourite TV series, some innocent talk on the bus to work. Satan and his demons never stop trying to turn you against God.
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Re: Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2013, 02:55:33 PM »
What was it a Christian argued with me about that? Ah yes, "Jesus was only referring to his disciples. Only his disciples can drink poison! Now sing along with me! La! la! la! I can't hear you! La! La! La! I can't hear you! L...."

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Re: Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2013, 04:40:48 PM »
You're taking that line out of context.

Yes. That's all you needed to say.
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Re: Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2013, 07:28:45 PM »
Wouldn't a loving god make the "rules" perfectly clear? So all could understand?  So that the christian church wouldn't have to splinter off into a hundred or more directions because the bible is so confusing that NO ONE can agree on what certain books/passages/verses mean?

It's like a sick game - I think of the "Saw" movies - with god saying "do you want to play a game?" while believers scramble to try to make it through a scary, dangerous, confusing maze - but they are screwed if they make the wrong choice...
"Any system of religion that has anything in it that shocks the mind of a child, cannot be true. "
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Re: Does any Christian have proof that snakes can't harm you?
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2013, 07:46:12 PM »
Jigsaw loves you.
Unless you are Scarlett Johansason or something.  lol  i'd like to punish her with  my baby.  lol