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Old Pope Benny
« on: August 21, 2013, 07:01:41 AM »
Old Pope Benny said today that God told him to resign.  So here we have another person God talks to.  Do you think we can get God to tell Pat Robertson to do the same?
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2013, 02:33:58 PM »
Breaking news:  Old man hears voice in his head. Retires from his job.  And now in sports....
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2013, 02:43:57 PM »
PatRob is good to have around to hear what sort of batshit (Patshit?) Crazy stuff he and god come up with.
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2013, 02:44:40 PM »
Nah, Pat Robertson brings in more money than pope benny did.
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2013, 02:47:42 PM »
PatRob is good to have around to hear what sort of batshit (Patshit?) Crazy stuff he and god come up with.

Ha, seeing Pat wrong about predictions that god told him never gets old.
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2013, 03:50:13 PM »
You may be right.  Besides who would we know to blame (gays) for all the storms, earthquakes, etc.
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2013, 03:57:47 PM »
I'd like to see PatRob and Jean Dixon go head to head in a prediction cage match (to the death)
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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2013, 07:17:38 PM »
Pat Robertson doesn't need to retire, the dude's a thousand years old--he needs to die. ;)

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Re: Old Pope Benny
« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2013, 10:06:35 AM »
I'd like to see PatRob and Jean Dixon go head to head in a prediction cage match (to the death)

A bilateral death I would hope.....

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