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Cards Against Humanity
« on: August 19, 2015, 06:22:24 PM »
Ever play it?



My brother visited me and my mother Monday and Tuesday, and yesterday while playing my mother answered the question (black card) with this answer (white card) and it was weird, funny, and wholly perverse. She's 61 years old, too.



So funny. My brother posted it on his Facebook page.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2015, 06:38:50 PM »
I've played it. It's offensive and in poor taste, thus it's one of my absolute favorite games.  ;D

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2015, 06:42:22 PM »
I've played it. It's offensive and in poor taste, thus it's one of my absolute favorite games.  ;D

My brother got a special edition made for him where his name and other names are printed on the cards.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2015, 09:16:07 PM »
Love it. By playing this game, I discovered that my father in law didn't know how to pronounce "orgy"
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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2015, 09:53:08 PM »
White guilt. Heterosexual guilt. Now just human guilt.

No thanks.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2015, 11:48:03 PM »
I cannot imagine who I could play this game with. Alas.  :-\
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2015, 12:23:36 AM »
I cannot imagine who I could play this game with. Alas.  :-\

Almost everyone on this website

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2015, 03:37:24 AM »
The game is really disgusting and shameless.

That's why it's so good. :D
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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2015, 10:44:07 AM »
Love it. By playing this game, I discovered that my father in law didn't know how to pronounce "orgy"

Once my friend's boyfriend joked, "Let's get the Crisco and have an orgy!" to her at a family gathering.  Her cute little old uncle overheard and replied, "That sounds good, fry me up one of them orgies!"
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2015, 10:49:15 AM »

My brother visited me and my mother Monday and Tuesday, and yesterday while playing my mother answered the question (black card) with this answer (white card) and it was weird, funny, and wholly perverse. She's 61 years old, too.

-Nam

I'm not familiar with this game but it looks fun.  Do you pick your answers or do you get dealt them?
It doesn't make sense to let go of something you've had for so long.  But it also doesn't make sense to hold on when there's actually nothing there.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2015, 11:04:30 AM »
You have a "hand" that you pick from. I think it's either 5 or 7 cards at a time? A card gets flipped over, and you choose from your hand whichever phrase you want to use to complete the sentence on the flipped card.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2015, 11:36:08 AM »

My brother visited me and my mother Monday and Tuesday, and yesterday while playing my mother answered the question (black card) with this answer (white card) and it was weird, funny, and wholly perverse. She's 61 years old, too.

-Nam

I'm not familiar with this game but it looks fun.  Do you pick your answers or do you get dealt them?

You are dealt 10 cards, and choose one (or two if it is a double question) to answer. The judge determines anonymously which one they like, and you play up to 6 black cards. The first one there wins. I've never won but I don't care.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2015, 12:37:12 PM »
Sounds like Apples to Apples, but for (im) mature grownups. Or people who are able to fool others into thinking they are grownups.  &)

I can see this being very popular at college campuses.
Extraordinary claims of the bible don't even have ordinary evidence.

Kids aren't paying attention most of the time in science classes so it seems silly to get worked up over ID being taught in schools.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2015, 12:39:46 PM »
Sounds like Apples to Apples, but for (im) mature grownups. Or people who are able to fool others into thinking they are grownups.  &)

I can see this being very popular at college campuses.

This game is for horrible people -- says so on the box.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2015, 01:08:57 PM »
Sounds like Apples to Apples, but for (im) mature grownups. Or people who are able to fool others into thinking they are grownups.  &)

I can see this being very popular at college campuses.

Yes, yes, and yes.

Also, what Nam said.
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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2015, 01:58:01 PM »
It's more like the Rotten Apples game but profane and pornagraphic.

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Re: Cards Against Humanity
« Reply #16 on: August 28, 2015, 04:45:42 AM »
Lol!  Strikes me as sounding pretty funny!