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Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
« on: July 13, 2014, 06:00:55 AM »
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Why settle for normal, when you can be so much more? Why settle for something, when you can have everything?
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Re: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2014, 04:31:40 PM »
Love The Onion.  By Wednesday of next week, the article will spread as gospel across conservative twittersphere.
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Re: Homosexual-Recruitment Drive Nearing Goal
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2014, 08:45:26 AM »
I hear they're recruiting fundamentalist evangelical christian men with the new slogan: Because you've always liked being a cocksucker it's time to let the world know. Be proud!
You better believe it's not butter or you'll burn in hell forever and EVER!
Get on your knees right now and thank GOD for not being real!