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Offline Mrjason

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Re: Phantom priest
« Reply #29 on: August 15, 2013, 11:14:05 AM »
Lentz is recovering from two broken femurs, a broken tibia and fibia, broken left wrist, nine broken ribs, a lacerated liver, ruptured spleen and bruised lung

lucky the lord intervined by priestly miracle or it could have been much worse...

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Re: Phantom priest
« Reply #30 on: August 15, 2013, 01:41:03 PM »
why won't god heal lacerated livers, ruptured spleens, etc?  was his priest out of pixie dust? For being the earthly representative of an omnimax (if that is not ironic enough) they are as useful as shit in a bridal shop**

** if only magicmiles were still around, I would get a good xian smiting hehe
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If xian hell really exists, the stench of the burning billions of us should be a constant, putrid reminder to the handful of heavenward xians how loving your god is.  - neopagan